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Last updated: August 17, 2011.

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All my fanmixes can be found under this tag.

( a lot of fic ).

Some time ago I found an old notebook of mine full of bits of fic, and it's so weird reading it, like when did I even write this? I barely have a recollection. There's Smith/Wesson on the road, post-5x22 Dean&Cas, Arthur/Morgana SPN AU in modern Britain, et cetera. Also I found an old flash drive that needs excavating and God only knows what's on that.

But instead of posting things that make sense, have a snippet of the AU where Sam and Jared are brothers. THAT'S RIGHT, Sam, Dean, and Jared are brothers who save people and hunt things. When Sam went to Stanford, Jared stuck around with Dean. This fic is set after the hypothetical pilot. Because sometimes (most times) when it's late at night and I'm chatting with

callowyn and

zempasuchil, things spiral out of control.

( The Impala isn't big enough for three. ~850 words )

To conclude, It Usually Washes Off is a NC17 Cas/Meg fic by

fossarian that I really enjoyed, so I rec it to you!

Crossposts: http://twoskeletons.livejournal.com/207339.html

I just finished the Sanctuary episode where Will (or Hank?) refers to the Sanctuary team as a dysfunctional family. HAHAHA. AHAHAHAHAHA. AHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA. That's cute, Hank (or Will). Real cute! SO CUTE. Oh Sanctuary team, we'll talk about familial dysfunction when one of you destroys timelines, tries to overthrow a kingdom, starts civil wars, and/or sells your soul to a demon because a family member is dead. I'M AFRAID YOU ARE SPARKLY AND FULL OF RAINBOWS, AND YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT.

( Sanctuary through 3x15. I ramble about it! )

Crossposts: http://twoskeletons.livejournal.com/206913.html

+ You know how

zempasuchil erased my Dean fic, In God's Country, into a handful of valor? Well,

xenoamorist has recorded 'a handful of valor' as a podfic! You can stream the recording and I suggest you do so. She has a lovely voice.

+

heshipsj2 has translated Red Light, Green Light, my Matt/Misha Blindfold fill from last round, into Spanish, which you can read here. Thanks, heshipsj2!

+ I haven't been around on LJ as much, and part of the reason is that I spend more time on tumblr these days, bullying fandom with poetry and nursing 'verses where Castiel's vessel is fire or a tiger. Also noir AU, because 7x12 is THE BEST and I hope 1940s!Dean never leaves my dash. TUMBLR, MAN. I never meant to be fo' shiz about it but then it just... kinda... happened.

+ Also I wrote 245 words of Claire and Deerstiel for Lizzen, who asked for it, which is as good a time as any to re-rec the original Deerstiel and the time Claire went hunting because DAMN.

Crossposts: http://twoskeletons.livejournal.com/206466.html

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY DARLING

callowyn, LIGHT OF MY LIFE, who asked, "Which of you will be the first to write this for me?" and the answer is: me. ILU 5EVA CALLYFACE <######

Thank you to

thegeminisage for betareading! Title from "Assurance" by William Stafford.

So Deep a Sound
Supernatural/Boondock Saints. Murphy MacManus, Connor MacManus, Claire Novak, Castiel. PG13.
The brothers pick up a third (fourth?) passenger. ~1200 words

( Are you afraid of me? )

Crossposts: http://twoskeletons.livejournal.com/206127.html

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE OF SPN WAS SUPERAWESOME AND FEEL FREE TO TALK ABOUT IT TO ME IN COMMENTS, but this post is about Dean/Mary because

mumblemutter reminded me of my inclinations and I was gonna reblog it with the conversation

destronomics had on the subject one time, but I don't know how to do lj-cuts on tumblr so instead of being not lazy and learning how, I'm just gonna post it here, plus further thoughts. I've removed the OMGGGGG and AAAAAAAAHHHH from the transcript for easier reading.

( The 4x03 AU where Dean is stuck in 1973 indefinitely. )

I'm sorry I have no scruples when Matt Cohen, Amy Gumenick, and Jensen Ackles are so sexy. :(

Crossposts: http://twoskeletons.livejournal.com/205934.html

Thank you,

zempasuchil, for granting me an extension and for running this awesome challenge! For

erasureathon, I erased

alice_pike's lovely 1sentence Ron/Ginny fic into, um... Claire Novak in the aftermath of The Rapture. I'M SORRY FOR MY ONE-TRACK MIND. I mean, I guess if you squint and turn sideways, it could possibly be not about Supernatural, but my Claire Novak feelings guided my erasing, so. Yeah. Incidentally, if you are reading this on LJ, Alice is also the one who made me this icon :3. NOVAK TRAUMA FOR ALICE, I hope you enjoy it, my dear. I'm sorry it's late!

BTW, you should also read the superamazing erasure that Z did of my fic about Castiel being Dean's creepy invisible friend: a handful of valor. IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL, YOU GUYS omggggg. *_____*

One day, suddenly
Supernatural. Claire Novak. Erased from this.

( she's never really forgiven that year, regardless )

Crossposts: http://twoskeletons.livejournal.com/205583.html

Do you guys remember "Odyssey 5", that show with Sebastian Roche (playing scifi!Balthazar, right down to the darlings and the orgies) where they have to back in time five years to stop the earth from exploding? If you're interested in watching it, I made a download masterpost for it here. Maybe I just want people to know what I'm talking about when I start babbling about Kurt Mendel being Balthazar's vessel or how he was Jacob's biology professor in MIT. JACOB/KURT, YOU GUYS.

Here's one of those "year in fic" round-up memes. I put the questions before the list of fics because holy crap, that is a lot of fics.

( 2011 in fic )

Crossposts: http://twoskeletons.livejournal.com/205564.html

JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I WAS OUT, MORGANA PULLS ME BACK IN.

( spoilers for the sword in the stone pt. 2 a.k.a. morganaaaaaaa <3333 )

Crossposts: http://twoskeletons.livejournal.com/204812.html

This is for

nyoka, on the glorious occasion of her birth! Sorry it is late, argh, but hey, HEY NYOKA, you beautiful soul, you are a star and I'm so glad our paths have crossed \o/ and I'm telegraphing all the <333 to you right now. CAN YOU FEEL IT?? Have a great Christmas and here's to the coming year being deserving of your wonderfulness.

Each man
has a way to betray
the revolution
This is mine

- 'Poem 111' by Leonard Cohen

( tracklist, lyrics, download )

Crossposts: http://twoskeletons.livejournal.com/204740.html

You know that feeling you get when you are supposed to go to the beach but then you get sick and you can't go? It's a shitty fucking feeling. I HAVE THAT FEELING RIGHT NOW. A CANYON OF SADNESS FOR ME.

So instead, you're getting my thoughts on 'Once Upon a Time' because oh my god. So it's like live-action traditional fairy tale fanfic, right. It's almost like an

isurrendered meme come to life. The more I was babbling about it to

animus_wyrmis, the more I realized that the story is doing in its actual canon what I strove to do with, say, Susan Pevensie and the Novaks. ( Why should you settle for being a character in someone else's story? General spoilers. )

Also, me and my weakness for gangster movies are kind of super really excited for 'Manila Kingpin: The Asiong Salonga Story'. Asiong Salonga was the boss gangster in Manila in the 1940s/50s. There's been at least three movies based on his life already, so... here is number four, I guess? IT'S RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS THOUGH SO OKAY.

HIGH-SPEED CALESA CHASE/GUNFIGHT SEQUENCE AHAHA GIVE IT TO ME. Also here is a music video of one of the soundtrack songs already. The title translates to 'King of Tondo', Tondo being one of the poorest and most underdeveloped districts of the city. The music video functions as an extended trailer basically: "Hari ng Tondo" by Gloc 9 feat. Denise Barbacena

Crossposts: http://twoskeletons.livejournal.com/204343.html

First,

22by7 has been posting some awesome A:TLA fanart. I am particularly fond of this Aang/Katara/Zuko (NSFW-ish) and old!Katara and old!Zuko.

Next, I don't have polling capabilities, so we're gonna do this the old-fashioned way.

POLL #fjdsklf: WHAT COMES NEXT?
1) Do a picspam comparing Supernatural's "The End" and Sanctuary's "Pavor Nocturnus" because SERIOUSLY NOW AHAHAHA
2) make Kill Bill screencaps. O-REN ISHII MAFIA BOSS OF MY HEART <3
3) Frozen Earth picspam!
4) ...the hell is up with this picspam craze? Write Jimmy/Jacob.
5) You told Annie and Lui you'd write the amnesia!priest!Cas/Meg road trip fic already, so do that.
6) What if original fiction? WHAT IF.
7) Have you not been threatening to write Chin/Kono for like forfuckingever now?
8) the one where Let Me In is a Claire AU
9) Morgana/Gwen as Hades/Persephone fusion
10) Do the dishes, you bum.

Here is a related meme: Tell me about a story I haven't written and I'll give you 1-3 sentences of or about it. FUCK YOU, DISHES.

Also, I am stocking up on as many movies and TV shows as I can before I go back to the old country next month, so if you have any recs, I would appreciate it! I like: creepy children, moral ambiguity, the apocalypse, The Godfather, stories about stories within stories etc., assassins, doppelgangers, wacky heists, musicals, fourth-wall fuckery, theology angst, desolate landscapes, surrealism, and repurposed fairy tales. :D?

Crossposts: http://twoskeletons.livejournal.com/204216.html

1. Here's the stuff I wrote for the 3-sentence fic meme. ( Captain America, Narnia, Skins, Novakcest, Mary Poppins, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Supernatural )

2. Are you guys watching BBC's 'Frozen Planet' series? FJSLFJLKD SO BEAUTIFUL, the dry valleys where the boulders are hollowed out by the wind, the underwater icicles killing the starfish, and that's THREE TONS OF SNOW ON THAT TREE, SON. THE SNOW IS THE ANGEL AND THE FOREST IS THE VESSEL, and then and THEN: the auroraaaaaaa. *______* PS: orcas are dicks.

3. I respect your argument, but Misha Collins tweeted in Indonesian and I'm going to roll around in my own rainbow tears for a couple of hours in order to recover. ("Good question," he says. "This will begin at night after dinner.") YES, MISHA, YES, I ACCEPT YOUR OFFER OF MARRIAGE. SHALL WE HONEYMOON IN BALI?

4. Pippin Took, Lana Lang, Helen Magnus, and Will Zimmerman walk into a bar and bring space boys to their space yard. WHATEVER THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE, I WANT IT NOW. :-OOOOOO

5. Looks like it's that time of year for anonymous holiday love memes! Here is my thread. Start your own so I can anon-love you too!

Crossposts: http://twoskeletons.livejournal.com/203813.html

1. I have a new Samsung 10-inch notebook! Yaaaay, portability. Yaaaay, working battery. I type this post from it right now! I'm not really the type to name my machines. My last laptop was named THE INFERNAL MACHINE just so Windows will ask me "Are you sure you want to shut down THE INFERNAL MACHINE?" Maybe I will name this one Claire though.

2. SPN SPOILER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HFSKJHFKLDSHFS

3. VID REC: Iron by LittleMissJigsaw23. CASTIEL/REGRETTABLE THINGS OTP. LOL YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUN? Watching this vid and then watching Lola's Nowhere to Stop, REPEAT. By fun we mean 'weeping oceans of tears into copious amounts of alcoholic beverage', right? I'm glad we agree.

4. ANOTHER VID REC: Long Way Down by Heathyr, focusing on the motif of water in the show throughout the series. Like the previous vid, it chose a really fitting song with a driving rhythm, and the marriage of scenes and song is jklfjdlsffd perfection.

5. I have feels about Downton Abbey and Frozen Planet (and Matt/Misha nature documentarian AU, thanks

zeitheist) and the SONS OF ANARCHY FINALE OMG but first I will finish this sangria and eat this sapin-sapin, but hey what about the one where after 7x02, Cas ( [protofic ramblings mostly the fault of Annie and Lui] )

Crossposts: http://twoskeletons.livejournal.com/203687.html

Tomorrow's the last day for SPN Femslash Week and

erasureathon sign-ups, so HAVE AT YE.

ALSO IT IS TIME FOR:

Perfect for those with small attention spans! SPAM IT WITH PROMPTS. STUFF IT WITH FILLS.

I have ( Sanctuary feels. )

Poem rec! Confessions: My Father, Hummingbirds, and Franz Fanon by Benjamin Alire Sáenz. It's about identity, representation, and the sentimental attachment to the flaws you've been told are inherent. It gets me like right here.

Speaking of poems, I wish I can remember the title and author of this one book of poetry I found in the New York Public Library last year. All I can remember of it is that it had a green cover of blurry trees (and maybe a boy?) and it had a bunch of long poems about the poet's distant father HAHAHAHAHA THIS SOUNDS LIKE A PARODY ALREADY but seriously. I was really digging it and was sad I didn't get to finish. It was at a very innocuous-looking NYPL branch close to the main branch, like a block away, and if you take the the escalator to the 2nd(?) floor, it would be in the bottom-left corner of the room. WORST CLUES EVER. RANDOM BOOK OF AWESOME POEMS, I WILL NEVER FIND YOU AGAIN basically, just like I will never again find that song whose chorus goes "hey, heeeeyyyy" or was it "mmm, mmmmmmm" and it sort of sounded like The XX. This paragraph is the most hipster thing I've ever written.

all my keysmash are belong to you

FANFICTION MASTERLIST

THE ADVENTURES OF JARED WINCHESTER???

theyloveeachothersomuuuhuhuhuch.gif

extended scientific study reveals that margaret atwood ships dean/cas really hard

BDS/SPN: So Deep a Sound (Murphy, Connor, Claire, Castiel; PG13)

let's get oedipal

another of many ghosts

I'm going to pretend one of my 2011 resolutions was "write tons of SPN fic".

merlin s4 finale reaction and morgana appreciation post

spn fanmix: betray the revolution (dean/castiel)

once upon a time in manila

IT WAS TICKY BOXES UPHILL BOTH WAYS

TOO MANY CUTE ANIMALS, NOT ENOUGH DESOLATE WASTELANDS

LIVE FROM CLAIRE

today's theme is "small attention span"

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