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HOLY CRAP PORN. PORN EVERYWHERE. You gasped and moaned at [livejournal.com profile] blindfold_spn. You're getting wet for multifandom Porn Battle X. ARE YOU READY FOR [community profile] spn_bitesized KINK MEME?

kink meme at spn_bitesized

Bring the muthafuckin noise, as long as the noise is UHHHH YEAAAHHH HARDER FASTER.

Okay, guys, let's talk spoilers.

S3 Merlin )

S6 Poopernatural )

I wish I knew more Merlin spoilers!

HOKAY. Second draft of my [livejournal.com profile] spnrarepairs is at beta, and I am 1.5 scenes away from finishing my [livejournal.com profile] castielfest fic. SO CLOSE. Relatedly (or not), I really need to update my fic masterlist...

Speaking of which. I churned out this bit of absurdity for [livejournal.com profile] maychorian's birthday couple of weeks ago. The prompt was: "God mojoed Cas up just a leeetle too much when He rezzed him, and now Castiel makes flowers and candy appear everywhere he walks." So, y'know.

Taste the Rainbow | post-S5 | Lisa, Castiel, Dean, Ben | 717 words
"Ben, honey, tell these misguided souls what we Braedens think of Swedish Fish."

I'm pretty sure I wrote a more commentfic here and there, but I can't quite recall where and what of. Did I commentfic at you at some point? It was just here a minute ago...

[originally posted at http://whynot.dreamwidth.org/28155.html | comment count unavailable comments]
whynot: SPN: angel say wut (OH NO THEY DINT)
HOLY CRAP PORN. PORN EVERYWHERE. You gasped and moaned at [livejournal.com profile] blindfold_spn. You're getting wet for multifandom Porn Battle X. ARE YOU READY FOR [community profile] spn_bitesized KINK MEME?

kink meme at spn_bitesized

Bring the muthafuckin noise, as long as the noise is UHHHH YEAAAHHH HARDER FASTER.

Okay, guys, let's talk spoilers.

S3 Merlin )

S6 Poopernatural )

I wish I knew more Merlin spoilers!

HOKAY. Second draft of my [livejournal.com profile] spnrarepairs is at beta, and I am 1.5 scenes away from finishing my [livejournal.com profile] castielfest fic. SO CLOSE. Relatedly (or not), I really need to update my fic masterlist...

Speaking of which. I churned out this bit of absurdity for [livejournal.com profile] maychorian's birthday couple of weeks ago. The prompt was: "God mojoed Cas up just a leeetle too much when He rezzed him, and now Castiel makes flowers and candy appear everywhere he walks." So, y'know.

Taste the Rainbow | post-S5 | Lisa, Castiel, Dean, Ben | 717 words
"Ben, honey, tell these misguided souls what we Braedens think of Swedish Fish."

I'm pretty sure I wrote a more commentfic here and there, but I can't quite recall where and what of. Did I commentfic at you at some point? It was just here a minute ago...
whynot: SPN: all hail (another country)
Time for another Dreamwidth roundup post.

One of the many reasons the Casparty will always have a special place inside my heart is that it gave me Scullyverse. Before Cas had to go fish Dean out of hell and invade his personal space, he was with Scully and invaded her personal space. And they kind of liked it. Don't try to rationalize the timelines; we certainly didn't. Why rationalize when you can write angel/FBI agent UST instead? Co-starring Sam and Mulder as very tall friends.

Scullyverse snippets post #1
- excerpt from hypothetical not!fic: "She hears the gunshot and Mulder's voice at the same time." Scully, Castiel; PG. 500 words.
- excerpt from the same hypothetical not!fic: "For all that Fox Mulder and Dean Page are incapable of not throttling each other when in the same room, they still end up going out for drinks when the case is over." Scully, Mulder, Castiel; PG. 658 words.
- SPN 5x18 coda: "There's a wind that blows in from her kitchen, and Scully thinks that she must be getting on in years, forgetting to close the windows." Castiel/Scully; PG. 437 words.

Scullyverse snippets post #2
- SPN 5x10 coda: Cheating at basketball is a perfectly acceptable way to deal with grief. Sam, Mulder. PG. 232 words.
- SPN 5x17 tag: The accidental tragedies of drunken time travel a.k.a. SO IT'S A FINALITY-OFF YOU WANT, EH? Scully, Castiel. PG. 288 words.

Wherefore the Elephant Toaster? || SPN. Sam, Dean, Cas. Rated H for fruit bowl. "Team Free Will gets cursed to speak in dadaist poetry." Written for the Casparty. 233 words.
- [livejournal.com profile] elsewhere_kels recorded this as a podfic! It is absolutely delightful. :D :D :D

situation normal || SPN. Pre-series Sam & Dean. PG. "Sammy, we wouldn't know normal if normal bit us in the ass." Written for the first lines meme. 387 words.


Oh hey, DISNEY KINK MEME!
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1) My post after the next one is gonna be this journal's 500th. Woah? How shall I celebrate. Picspam? Commentficfest? Round-robin free-for-all?

2) Another thing I wrote for the Cas party: The Other Makes You Tall | SPN; Dean, Cas; PG13. Quoth the prompt, "5.04 'verse. The first time Castiel tries drugs after he's de-angeled doesn't go too well. Dean talks him down." ~653 words

3) Supernatural 5x16. That was some rough sex, show. )

ETA: 4) I'm having trouble with this 3800-word fic about Cas and Becky hanging out. Anyone wanna look it over and give some input?
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1. REEEEEEEMIIIIIIIIIIX, my favorite of all the fic fests! I hope you guys are signing up. (Man, is fandom slowly migrating to DW and AO3 or what.) [community profile] dark_agenda is keeping on keeping it on and holding a seven-day drabblefest for the chromatic characters in the qualifying remix fandoms. Here is a growing masterlist of said characters. You don't have to participate in Remix Redux to write a drabble.


2. NOW SHOWING on my Dreamwidth a.k.a. Who let Lass near [livejournal.com profile] comment_fic again?

Splinching People, Cursing Things | SPN (Harry Potter fusion). Dean, Cas (Sam, Ash, Jo, Bobby). PG. 980ish words of crackity crack. Because, as [livejournal.com profile] lovestories puts it, every fandom needs a Hogwarts AU.

The Body and the Blood | SPN. Sam, God, Dean. PG. 250ish words. The prompt was "Dean is God's vessel".


3. So, just out of hopeful curiosity, would anyone be down to beta a 2100-word Merlin fic in which Arthur and Morgana drive an Aston Martin around the UK, saving people, hunting things? Familying angstily? I would be muuuuuch obliged. :D


ETA: 4. Hey, do you guys remember a few years ago there was an SPN/Boondocks fusion art with Huey!Dean and Riley!Sam, or something? Do any of you have the link to it still? I have tried and tried but my google-fu is failing me. Apparently there is interesting meta going on in the comments about what if the Winchesters were black. I love The Boondocks sfm, and now that I love SPN, I feel the need to revisit and reappreciate this brilliant idea.
whynot: SPN: all hail (applied phlebotinum)
HOLY FUCKSHITS: Indonesian-language Supernatural fanfiction jfldsjfa;l <3 <3 and like Team Free Will is all terkejut because biasanya Indonesia nggak exist di Internet, but here it is! Seperti miracle dari heaven! "Yang bener aja," says Sam, and "Busyet," says Dean, and Cas is all, "Ini menghabiskan waktu. Lucifer masih berkeliaran!" YOU TELL 'EM, CAS. omg some of the fics WARN FOR SELF-INSERTS. Precious!

Speaking of which, I tried writing 300ish more words of Indonesian SPN fic. It's just some random snippet, probably the beginning of some casefic, but I mean, this is pretty much just language practice and a composition exercise, so the willy-nilly snippets help keep it low-pressure. Also, my vernacular's probably off and sounds like an old person's.

In other news, there are these two essays that deal with the portrayal of class issues and economic status in SPN that I found quite interesting. A lot of the hunters in SPN seem to be coded lower-middle class, and I do end up wondering if there are upper class hunters in SPNverse, somewhere. Using frequent flyer miles to zip around on airplanes from case to case, making hunt money from stock market shenanigans. I imagine someone kinda like Daniel Ocean meets Batman type of person. (...So, basically George Clooney?)

Now seems like the time for an interview meme. [livejournal.com profile] haruslex asked me five questions. If you want me to ask you five questions, comment with your favorite dessert.

--these questions three! / Five, sir. / Five! )

I should probably update the genderbent!SPN post with these new castings, then.
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+ OH MY HOLY FUCK: [community profile] steampunk_nusantara -- a communal worldbuilding thingie for a STEAMPUNK SOUTHEAST ASIA. It kind of reminds me of a play-it-by-ear Museum at Purgatory. We inventory made-up artifacts! Fictional non-fiction! EXCUSE ME WHILE I HAVE THE VAPORS.

STEAMPUNK. SOUTHEAST. ASIA. My first contribution is a positive review of a questionable book. My first thought was actually, "Steampunk jeepneys would be so badass." Jeepneys* are already pretty trippy to begin with. Xzibit can learn a thing or two from them about pimping one's ride. And jeepneys all steampunked up? LIFE, PLEASE PROVIDE.

* Jeepneys are what happens when the American jeeps left in the Philippines after WW2 are pimped out for public transportation. Which begs the question: steampunk WW2?? GIMME. Keysmash capslock forever! \o/


+ In sorta related news, here's an experiment. Said experiment is me writing interrelated drabbles in French and Bahasa Indonesia. I'm not super comfortable in either language, but writing anything in them has been something I've wanted to do for a while, just to see if I can, to maybe ease into it. If you speak either of these languages, please feel free to correct my grammar and phrasing and stuff! I would love to improve. (Fic: making me engage in things I would otherwise never get around to.)

So I guess the drabbles could be missing scenes from Bring Out Your Dead, or something. Or otherwise, just 219 words about two guys road trippin' through the End of Days. I'm not quite sure what to think of the fact that I seem to be more comfortable writing in French than I am in Indonesian. I'm that estranged from my mothertongue, it seems.
whynot: SPN: all hail (applied phlebotinum)
The Mean Girls trailer using Disney princess movies? Awesome. Merlin Artword?! JOIN THE SHITTING MOTHERCOCK UP.

Now Showing on my Dreamwidth

Christmas Past | Narnia. Susan, Edmund (Jadis). G. 323 words. Golden Age fic written for [livejournal.com profile] marycontraire's [livejournal.com profile] fandom_stocking.

Transfiguration | Supernatural. Sam, Lucifer, Dean. PG13. Spoilers for S5. 289 words. Written for [livejournal.com profile] sharp_teeth for the following prompt: "He has the Devil under his skin. He didn't know it would be like this. The Devil doesn't let him rest, doesn't let him sleep, doesn't let him close his eyes. And he can feel his body rotting."

double the speed limit | Supernatural. Sam/Dean. PG13. 447 words. Written for the [livejournal.com profile] comment_fic prompt "Sam&/Dean, give me the keys." This is less a ficlet more like a condensed summary of the Wincest I've been reading.


Commentfic will especially be the death of me because apparently I NEVER LEARN. But it's gonna be a pretty fun death! Maybe there can be a round-robin crackfic-athon at the wake. The thing below was written for this sharp_teeth prompt. ) And suddenly I have 2100 words of AU (of a canon AU) futurefic and vague ideas for a sequel. Ours is not to question why. But partly it's because oh man, I can write in croatverse foreverrrrr or at least until my heart breaks into a billion little pieces.


The Future As B-Movie
Supernatural. Dean, Sam, Cas. PG13. Spoilers for 5x04, sort of...
In the middle of the zombie apocalypse, the vampires multiply and zero in on Cas. \o/

'You know what, fuck you. And fuck Jesus Christ Superstar.' )
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Now showing on my Dreamwidth, through the fault of one [livejournal.com profile] cherryshadowz: Consider the Jellyfish - Supernatural/Spongebob Squarepants - Sam, Spongebob - rated G, omg - Spongebob knows what will cheer Sam up. 118 words.

And now for something completely different, because sometimes when you are up to your ears in multivariate regression analysis, you relax by writing theological language porn, idk. We continue to ask, "What if Castiel were words?" The first wordsverse fic is untitled. This next one is a Dean POV, PG I guess, 500ish words. Will there be a third installment? I dunno, it'll depend on how pretentious I'm feeling.

So I'm wondering, if Castiel can be words, what else can he be? What if Castiel were ice cream flavors? What if he were footwear. Would he be toe socks? What if Castiel were currencies pegged to the dollar? The possibilities are endless!

More important questions:
1) Why are there not more stop-motion t-shirt battles?
2) When will Bradley James and Misha Collins team up to fight zombies in space?
3) Clueless + SPN = <3 Y/Y?


unnamed
Dean & Castiel

once you learn a language, you are trapped by it. )
whynot: SPN: all hail (another country)
SPN: After School Special, Sex & Violence, Sympathy for the Devil, fic recs )

I was listening to 'Running Up That Hill' and thought hey, this would be a good song for a Winchester mix, then I noticed something I hadn't cared to before: the cover art attached to this song is not, in fact, Placebo's "Sleeping With Ghosts", but "A Love True and Unchaste: A Wincest Mix". Ahaha, oh SPN, all up in my grill before I even knew. Relatedly, how is there not a million Dean/Castiel vids set to Jose Gonzalez's 'Crosses'? Or Better Than Ezra's 'Particle'? A Winchesters vid set to Trail of Dead's 'Will You Smile Again' or Coldplay's 'Square One'?

And now, a meme wherein [livejournal.com profile] katakokk picks 7 of my interests and I talk about them. anthropomorphization, awooga, metafiction, sociolology, harry potter, uncle johnny keynes, hetalia ) If you want me to pick 7 of your interests to talk about, comment with a vid rec or a GIF.


NOW SHOWING on my Dreamwidth

The First Rule of Hunting | Fight Club/Supernatural a.k.a. BEST PROMPT EVER. The narrator, Marla Singer. PG13. 183 words. "I'm as sane as any of the other hunters out there." (omg you guys, do you think Bobby and Marla could be related?!)

Tricks of the Light | Supernatural. Dean/Castiel. PG13. 132 words. "It's the little things that stick out."

Holiday | Sherlock Holmes (reboot). Holmes, Irene, and Watson. PG. 128 words. "I know my way around New York better than you do."

How He Did | Merlin/Sherlock Holmes. Holmes, Watson, Uther, Gaius. G. 142 words. "The question is not whether Tristan du Bois has risen from the dead."

Negotiable Things | Merlin/Narnia. Susan Pevensie, Morgana. G. 73 words. "In a London pub, two women."

A Moment Alone | Merlin/Narnia. Edmund/Gwen. G. 267 words. Pesky inlaws-to-be.


...Two memes in one post? Why not. Yoinked from [livejournal.com profile] fahye: Who on LJ do you ship me with? Bonus points for outlining the ridiculous AU fic that you would write about us.
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Dreamwidth snippet time. Some of these, you might have seen before. I'm transferring a lot of old snippets to the DW for easier linking. The following are all rated PG13 or lower.

19th century RPF
with friends like these | Karl Marx & Friedrich Engels, after Marx fired Ruge from the cool kids' table. 118 words.

Hetalia
life is like a japanese vending machine | Germany and Japan take a walk around Tokyo in the winter. WARNING: fluff. 285 words.

Sherlock Holmes (2009)
Metamorphosis | So the first thing I did after I watched the movie was go on [livejournal.com profile] sherlockkink, where someone was like, "Write the one where Watson is turning into a snakeman." Perhaps someday I'll extend this into something full-length. 174 words.

Merlin
missing scene #4 | From Just Lie Back and Think of Camelot (Arthur/Merlin, R). 223 words.
It's Pronounced Woostah | Road trip! Merlin, Will, Morgana, and Gwen make a stop in Worcester, Massachusetts. I'm not sure if this is AU or crack. 485 words.
Once, in Manila | Arthur, Uther, Lancelot, and Gaius go on a family vacation of sorts in Manila, Philippines. Again, I'm not sure if this is AU or crack. Now with the commentfic addition I wrote for Nix! 1650 words.

Narnia
between here and there | Post-TLB. Susan traveling the world. 156 words.
no matter of yours | Golden Age. In which Tumnus is smarmy and Edmund doesn't want to know. 114 words.
missing scene #1 | From this room has many windows (Edmund/Peter/Susan, PG13). 149 words.
more missing scenes | From and sometimes you hear the silence speak (Edmund, Susan, Jadis, magic; PG13).

multifandom
missing scene #2 | From A Guide to Modern Living (Gossip/Boondock Saints, Travis/Connor, R). 221 words.


I've been leaving sekrit one-sentence fic in my boyfriend's phone iTouch. (I keep forgetting it's not a phone! After all it has all the basic phone tools, like chess and instant stock market updates.) They are in the key of:
19th-century RPF: Karl looks at the box suspiciously and says that he hopes Friedrich knows this doesn't mean he'll be getting a gift in return.
Baseball RPF (Red Sox): "Well," Pedroia says with a knowing smile, "in America, Daisuke, a home run can mean many things."
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AAAAAAAHHHHH YOU GUYS. SOMEONE MADE ME MOTHERFUCKING PENDRAGONS ART. And not just Pendragons, but MAFIA AU PENDRAGONS omg. OMG! It is the best thing ever. THE BEST THING EVER. It kind of makes me want to fic it. holy shit jfjdlkfjskl


Fic Recs

Brave Blooms | The Secret Garden | Dickon/Mary/Colin-ish | G
Sweet. Winter comes to Misselthwaite, bringing changes and choices.

Or Becomes It | Mike Carey's 'Lucifer' | Lucifer(/Mazikeen) | PG
Beautiful. Post-canon, endings after endings.

Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect Kanye West | Hiphop RPF | Lupe Fiasco/Kanye West | PG13
Sexy. Lupe and Kanye play board games.

Non-Yuletide: must-see tv | It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia/The Office | Charlie & Michael | PG13
NEW PERSONAL CANON: 'The Office' is a real reality show and the gang totally watches it. And of course Charlie would try to get on it when he finds out that Michael Scott is his cousin.


Dreamwidth roundup

In the End - Scooby Doo. PG13. Character deaths. 94 words. Velma knew this day would come. Inspired by this picture from zom-bot.com.

Morning After - Merlin. Futurefic, Arthur/Gwen/Lancelot fluff. PG13. 364 words.

all my 3-sentence fics - Multifandom. Now with the following snippet about Sinterklaas and Zwarte Piet, which I forgot to include in previous posts:
Sinter/Piet, "Hey, Nick, have you ever thought of having wolves pull our sleigh?"

"Ah, my little Moor," Nicholas chortles in his booming voice, "this is why I enjoy your company so: you never cease to make me laugh."

Piet replies quietly, "I do not wish to make you laugh."

"Quite right," says Nicholas, "for making people laugh ought to be my business, isn't that right?"

Piet sighs and looks out at the snowy landscape which is nothing like the home he once knew, but now the only home knows. The love of his master is great and engulfing, and it is the only love he has.
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I rewatched Prince Caspian with a friend who has never seen it before, and she was like, "Caspian should stop looking back all the time." Word.

Since I am literally on the other side of the world from my family, I am spending the holiday with the boy's. One of the show-stoppers of the Christmas party was his uncle giving his other uncle Weener Kleener Soap. You could hear the record scratch to a halt and everyone went "WHAAA?" and gathered round to take a gander at it, competing to see who could make the dirtiest joke. Then (unrelatedly) I talked with his grandmother about breakdancing. These people <3333

Yuletide-wise, there are so many interesting fandoms that I'm overwhelmed. Hiphop RPF? YES PLS. The old Scooby Doo cartoons?? FUTURAMA AND SECRET GARDEN?? omggggg. OMG IT'S ALWAYS FUCKING SUNNY IN MOTHERFUCKING PHILADELPHIA!!!! \o/

Under the cut are my Dreamwidth updates in Narnia RPF, Narnia, Merlin, and the Where The Wild Things Are movie. There are also 3 Yuletide recs in The Tudors, Oregon Trail, and The Sound of Music.

links to things to read )

So GUESS WHICH YULETIDE FIC I WROTE.

Here it is, your moment of zen:


via Made of Gold
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So I guess it's official for the time being: [personal profile] whynot is my repository of ficcish errata e.g. commentfic, meme responses, etc. Every so often, I will compile a list here of new things I've posted there.

List of things I've posted there! )

I love that I finally get to put these icons to work. I love my DW icons! If ever I decide to become fandom Voldemort bent on fandom immortality, these icons would be my horcruxes. So-called mentors! Gaiusface! WILL BEING OPPRESSED. And Peter/Susan of the keysmash variety. Yessss.

VID REC TIME, because I've watched this next one four times now and it fills me with feeeeeeeelings every time, holy shit.

Waking World - It's about Morgana and Gwen and the men they loved who failed them. This vid is incredibly well-constructed. Meticulous attention to detail for maximum levels of verklempt! I WAS ALL LIKE, "Uther & Morganaaaaaa D: D:" and like "OMG MORGANA" then like "Arthur Gwen Lancelot D: D:" and like "GWEN OMG" then like "GWEN OMG" and then I was all "HOLY SHIT, LADIIIIIIES" and then THE ENDING HAPPENED and I am like <3333 :-O :-O <33333345. It breaks your heart then sets you freeee.

Despite itself, the vid has put me in the mood for gritty Arthur/Morgana and tragic Arthur/Gwen/Lancelot. Hmm.

By the same vidder, there is If You Were Gay, which is that song from 'Avenue Q'. Vidding Merlin and Arthur to this is perfect and hilarious (omg the VOICES and the FACES) and oh how I giggled. PERHAPS I EVEN CHORTLED.

In conclusion: [livejournal.com profile] amerlinworld. It's like A Softer World, but with more 'Merlin'!
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D-: HULU REMOVED SEASONS ONE AND TWO. Where will I get my FNL fix now?! Who will tell me things like "I'm going to squeeze his testicles until he's bleeding term papers." WHO. WHERE. :(

Rec me Hulu shows? Or at least shows that are available online. Preferably not CSI-type cop shows, they bore me.

I posted some things on the Dreamwidth. They are all reposts, reposted for more convenient linking. This masterlist business, you know. (I have written a shit-ton. What am I doing with my life?!) You've seen some of these before maybe.

* the empty world sings - Narnia. Pre-Peter/Lucy, dubiously gen. PG. Written for the Narnia kink-meme prompt 'trapped in a cabin in the mountains' during winter, except I changed 'cabin' to 'some caves'. Golden Age fic. 270 words.

* An Ounce of Prevention - Narnia. Edmund & the Narnian Intelligence Agency, even though they're not really called that. PG. Golden Age fic. 359 words.

* From Another Country - Narnia/Stardust. Co-written with [livejournal.com profile] fahye. Ben Barnes/Ben Barnes Caspian/Dunstan. PG13. "The years have left their marks on both of them, inside and out." 760 words.

* Walk Along Horizons - Narnia RPF written for Porn Battle VII. Liam/Anna/Will. NC17. "Have you forgotten the part where you kick us out of Narnia?" 620 words.

* untitled cracked-out drabble - Narnia RPF/Merlin. Who will ride the unicorn? 122 words.


Soooooo, yeah.

Off to get food before the caf closes.

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