whynot: SPN: all hail (motherfucking pendragons)
Blame it on the vile and despicable influence of [livejournal.com profile] gid_hanasheh and [livejournal.com profile] motherlessguns, but when [community profile] camelot_fleet threw a still-ongoing poetry jam, I ended up writing pre-series Pendragons fanpoetry. idek. The Noble and Ancient House of Pendragon, man! Powerful families full of hubris, doomed to fall, tugging you into a position where the only right choice is betrayal. <3333 Pendragonnnnsssss

Yeah, I dunno. I don't usually write poems, so maybe this is just a fic with weird line breaks, idk. I'm kinda nervous about it, ngl. Two poem recs before we get going: "How to Tell a Story" by Shira Erlichman is about the storytelling and appropriation discussions fandom's been having. "Ginsberg" by Julia Vinograd is about how Allen Ginsberg is a dick.

Okay.


This Ancient House
Merlin. Arthur, Morgana, Uther. G. Warnings for Arthur being a transparent douche.

with your helm on her head, with your sword in her hand )

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whynot: SPN: all hail (king me)
Blame it on the vile and despicable influence of [livejournal.com profile] gid_hanasheh and [livejournal.com profile] motherlessguns, but when [community profile] camelot_fleet threw a still-ongoing poetry jam, I ended up writing pre-series Pendragons fanpoetry. idek. The Noble and Ancient House of Pendragon, man! Powerful families full of hubris, doomed to fall, tugging you into a position where the only right choice is betrayal. <3333 Pendragonnnnsssss

Yeah, I dunno. I don't usually write poems, so maybe this is just a fic with weird line breaks, idk. I'm kinda nervous about it, ngl. Two poem recs before we get going: "How to Tell a Story" by Shira Erlichman is about the storytelling and appropriation discussions fandom's been having. "Ginsberg" by Julia Vinograd is about how Allen Ginsberg is a dick.

Okay.


This Ancient House
Merlin. Arthur, Morgana, Uther. G. Warnings for Arthur being a transparent douche.

with your helm on her head, with your sword in her hand )
whynot: SPN: surprise!Indonesia (all in the family)
For Merlin Artword.

Title: The Family Business
Author/Artist: [personal profile] whynot & [personal profile] gwen
Fandom: BBC Merlin
Characters/Ships: Arthur, Morgana. AU fusion with season 1 of Supernatural.
Rating: PG13
Summary: When Uther disappears on a case, Arthur comes for Morgana at Oxford, and they fall back into the life she tried to leave behind. ~2100 words
A/N: Thank you very much to [personal profile] hivesofactivity and [personal profile] netgirl_y2k for the beta and Britpick.

Teaser:


They drive up the M1 with the windows down and Morgana snoring gently in the passenger seat.
whynot: SPN: all hail (motherfucking pendragons)
Maybe later I'll have put my brain and my heart back together enough to make a reaction post to last night's Poopernatural, but for now let's talk about Merlin Artword! Stupendous fun, that. Would Artword again. To the surprise of exactly no one, [livejournal.com profile] gwentastic and I collaborated on a Supernatural fusion with Dean!Arthur and Sam!Morgana. You can read it at [community profile] camelot_fleet here, or you can also scroll down a bit.


Title: The Family Business
Author/Artist: [livejournal.com profile] lassiterfics & [livejournal.com profile] gwentastic
Fandom: BBC Merlin
Characters/Ships: Arthur, Morgana. AU fusion with season 1 of Supernatural.
Rating: PG13
A/N: Thank you to [livejournal.com profile] hivesofactivity and [livejournal.com profile] netgirl_y2k for the beta/Britpick.
Summary: When Uther disappears on a case, Arthur comes for Morgana at Oxford, and they fall back into the life she tried to leave behind. ~2100 words

Teaser:


They drive up the M1 with the windows down and Morgana snoring gently in the passenger seat. )
whynot: SPN: all hail (motherfucking pendragons)
Dear my [livejournal.com profile] camelotsolstice anonymoose,

This is all your fault!

<3,
Lass

PS: Marry me.


Knightfellas
Merlin. Arthur, Morgana, Merlin, Gwen (Uther, William, Alvarr, Lancelot). PG13. 3841 words inspired by this mafia!Pendragons AU art. Warning: canon death, violence. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] bantha_fodder for betareading!
Three things that aren't supposed to happen at Gaius's birthday, Pellinore's funeral, and Leon & Forridel's wedding. Scenes from a mafia AU.

There are a lot of things you can store in a meat freezer. )
whynot: SPN: all hail (motherfucking pendragons)
I've been twiddling with this fic since I saw the HBP movie, so maybe it's time to let it out into the world. You know how in those reincarnation fics, Merlin and Arthur talk about all the other times they were reincarnated where things didn't work out so well between them? This could be one of those times. I think this is also crackfic somehow, but I'm not sure.


Before, After, and Now
Harry Potter/Merlin. 2217 words. Merlin/Arthur...ish. Harry/Draco but not really? Blaise/Draco/Pansy! Rated R.
Merlin is reincarnated as Harry, and Arthur as Draco. Set a couple of years post-Deathly Hallows, and is perhaps not very epilogue-compliant.

There is no right or wrong in this, just that which is inevitable. )
whynot: SPN: all hail (whoresome foursome)
Morning After
Merlin. Futurefic, Arthur/Gwen/Lancelot fluff. PG13. 364 words.

happily ever after? )
whynot: SPN: angel say wut (OH NO THEY DINT)
Another thing [livejournal.com profile] allothi said I'd never write: "Hardyesque tragic melodrama. Morgana and Merlin fall hopelessly in love but society would never tolerate their class boundary-crossing romance, woez. So they get sekritly married and end up in horrible, angst-ridden situations when, for example, Arthur finds Morgana hiding in Merlin's chambers, jumps to the almost-right conclusions, keeps the secret to preserve Morgana's name but fires Merlin, WOEZ. Merlin leaves to be a starving peasant farmer. They turn out not to be married after all due to a confusing plot twist. Someone (probably Merlin) gets life-threateningly ill after sleeping all night in the open during a Terrible Storm. Morgana goes to nurse him back to health, reputation be damned! If they have had a Tragic Bastard Child at any point, it probably ends up hanging itself. Merlin starts to fall for Gwen at just the moment acceptance for his and Morgana's relationship is beginning to seem like a realistic possibility. Everything Morgana owns is destroyed in an act of god. She agrees to marry Arthur. Merlin goes mad with jealousy. Many people die. Possibly all together, by drowning, in the raging waters of the overflowing river. Survivors are psychologically scarred for life. But the scenery is exceptionally romantic and interesting-looking."

She remains correct. Having never read any Hardy, I wrote this instead.

~*The Ties That Bind*~
Merlin. 1476 words. 19th-century star-cross'd lovers AU. He was a punk, she did ballet. He from the lower class, and she from the upper. MELODRAMA ENSUES. Merlin/Morgana, Arthur/Morgana-ish. PG13.

One isn't friends with the help. It isn't done. )
whynot: SPN: all hail (king me)
Written for [community profile] camelot_fleet's take your fandom home with you minifest, because I can't resist Mary Sueing my home into fics.


Once, in Manila
Merlin. Arthur, Uther, Lancelot, Gaius. Rated G. 1650 words. Crack?
Family vacation, of a sort.

They jack up the prices for foreigners. )
whynot: SPN: all hail (forest for the trees)
[livejournal.com profile] allothi listed a few things I would never write. One was "King Arthur and Queen Gwen conquering the rest of Albion because those other monarchs obviously don't treat their people the way a civilised leader should." Well, I sure showed her!

Land & Bread
521 words. Rated PG. Warnings: a head on a pike?

They execute the king in the center of town for all his people to see. )
whynot: SPN: all hail (the queen save god)
For [livejournal.com profile] allothi, who gave me the following prompt: Morgana convinces Uther that he is at war with Wales. And has been for years. And needs to give her powers to raise up and train a large army. For his war. *cough*

246 words, rated PG. No warnings/spoilers.

to war
It was never a good idea, Arthur, and that is why we must end it. )
whynot: SPN: all hail (gaius doubts you)
puff/pass
An AU vignette written for [livejournal.com profile] marycontraire in which Merlin and Will smoke Arthur up for the first time. PG13? 218 words. Warning for recreational drug use?

Also, how badass is this icon. <3 Gaius.

suddenly he's hacking his lungs out )

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