omg nooooo i am not turning this into real fic i have so much to do! DID YOU SEE MY WIP LIST, WOMAN. but you can take this if you want. i am still set on finishing this peter/arthur also. (i swear, even though it hasn't seemed like it. A THOUSAND SORRIES.)

FOR REAL. they know the pevensies are good, and good to work together with, and they're fun to hang out with. also lucy and susan are HOT. other thieves, they just never mention any of the rumors to the pevensies' faces -- why would they? the pevensies tend to share bedrooms and this isn't weird in of itself, but "so this one time," says turk, "i was hearing, like. r-rated noises from peter's room--"

"what a perv," says frank.

"naw, man," says turk. "i had the updated blueprints he wanted so i was gonna give them to him, but then i was like. okay, so i was like, i'll give them half an hour, whatever. and half an hour later, it was just him and his sister in the room."

"the girl he was fucking could have left," livingston shrugs.

"which sister?" asks virgil.

"lucy."

virgil nods. "nice." then freezes. "i mean, not like incest is nice. i mean lucy's hot. incest is--"

"dude, just shut up," says turk.

"it doesn't prove anything," says livingston.

turk says, "she had like the sex hair going on, man, and they both have that flushed look -- you know that 'i just got laid' look? well--"

"one time," says yen, "i see edmund and susan, in janitor closet."

everyone paused.

frank says, "what were they doing?"

"edmund say, checking the vent. but why to check vent susan's shirt is open, i don't know."

livingston says, sounding unsure, "maybe it was hot in there...?"

yen shrugs. "ya maybe. if you know what i mean."