and then there was the time with edmund and rusty in san francisco, but it's not like rusty's gonna tell anyone. danny probably knows, 'cos if there's anyone who can communicate sordid information in raised eyebrows and benign rejoinders, it's rusty and danny. and if the rest of the pevensies know, whatever. rusty thinks the pevensies can keep a secret, especially about who they sleep with.


WHAT IN THE HELL I LOVE THIS AU SO MUCH