for some reason corin suddenly looks like bradley james in my head. OH MERLIN WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?


"break into his office, su," edmund says into his cell phone.

"what?"

"break into his office," edmund repeats. "seriously. maybe he's left something lying around."

"that sounds like something peter would suggest," susan says archly.

"peter's not suggesting it, i am," edmund says firmly. "take caspian with you."

there is a long pause.

"if i don't shoot him first," susan mutters. "why did you hire him in the first place?"

"we were all young and stupid once," edmund assures her. "look, peter made first touch with caspian, not me. and he's not bad."

"i think he's trying to flirt with me," susan says dourly. "which is not what i'm in the mood for at the moment."

"tell him that your boyfriend killed a man in prison for talking trash about you, that should shut him up."

"don't joke about that," susan snaps.