Thank you! I am helplessly attracted to crack, I can't help myself. I may be in the minority that, given the choice between a fic with a weird premise and a fic with hot porn, would go for the weird premise. I totally didn't think this fic gonna be so melancholy! I thought it was just gonna be Bradley's lulzy adventures in Camelot, but then I started thinking about how unnerving his situation actually was...