What is the protocol when it comes to dating your doppelganger? There are no relationship how-tos for this one, and Bradley's kind of relieved about that because that means there's nothing to live up to. He doesn't have to bring Arthur flowers or take him on moonlit walks, not that he thinks Arthur would be very receptive to that. So instead he crumples little pieces of paper into balls and throws them at Arthur as he dresses.
"Would you stop that," Arthur snaps.
Bradley doesn't want to date Arthur anyway. He just wants to have sex with him some more. Is that too much to ask? Arthur would probably be receptive to that. He's part Bradley, after all.
"You're getting it all over the floor," says Arthur.
"Merlin will clean it up."
Arthur rolls his eyes. "Don't rely on Merlin for everything."
And Bradley doesn't know how to say but I do or you of all people should without sounding like an utter tit, so he continues throwing trash at Arthur.
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"Would you stop that," Arthur snaps.
Bradley doesn't want to date Arthur anyway. He just wants to have sex with him some more. Is that too much to ask? Arthur would probably be receptive to that. He's part Bradley, after all.
"You're getting it all over the floor," says Arthur.
"Merlin will clean it up."
Arthur rolls his eyes. "Don't rely on Merlin for everything."
And Bradley doesn't know how to say but I do or you of all people should without sounding like an utter tit, so he continues throwing trash at Arthur.