So I thought I was going to be reading pure crack, but color me surprised when I saw that not only was this NOT crack (okay, it is, but it's covered with layers and layers of pure genius), but it pulled my heart strings, etc, etc. Yeah. How is it that you can use a cracktastic idea and write it so awesomely? So seriously? So. Perfectly?

Work of genius, man, total work of genius.

Have to echo everyone else. But this is FUCKING EPIC! And again I must echo the YOU-HAVE-TO-WRITE-MORE'S.