INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALIST FTW! Baby, how do you do it? :D
The first one sort of broke my heart. "Sort of," as in, with that slow crumbling realization that the destined excrement has yet to hit the ponderously-rotating ceiling fan. I literally felt my heart shrink. Oh, Morgana. Someone should write a fic about the psychological (and perhaps even psychiatric?) effects of her long-term exposure to the future. Don't pre-cogs usually go mad? *shudder* A fractured mind, splintered along the edges of a thousand different futures and ever-growing possibilities, each one tempting or terrifying and palpably real... WHOA. Okay, I have to write this.
Thank you, Lassiter. I now have yet another fic to write. *headdesk*
ZOMBIE-KILLING GAIUS IS WIN. <3
And so is The Music of Resistance! Which reminds me... um, since you sort of liked that Obama crackvid from way back. I was thinking of uploading some of the Obama-crack MP3s I have lying around on my hard-drive, but the reason I didn't is because I wasn't sure if anyone would be interested. Would you be interested? I mean, I don't know if anyone's actually as weird as I am and listens to Obama spoofs on their iPod. Er.
Your rec of Sentry made me imagine Uther/Dragon, for some reason. WHAT IF THE DRAGON COULD TURN INTO A HUMAN. A really hot human. And, and. He met up with a younger Uther and tried to seduce him and stuff, but he got caught or exposed somehow and then ended up trapped underground? (Seriously, I've always wondered how the heck the Dragon got there in the first place. It's like... How did they fit that ship into the bottle?)
OR, OR. Even now, like. The Dragon (who is really quite young as far as Dragons go, which is why he's so silly) decides that Merlin is messing things up WAY too much. So he, er. I don't know, uses the magic he's been storing up for the last several decades (kind of like a magical hibernation?) to turn himself into a human one last time. A human who is a hot young guy - are we seeing a pattern, here? - and who goes aboveground and tries to do his usual I'm-a-charming-and-really-sexy-friend-here-to-help-you-with-all-your-problems routine. Only he does it with Merlin this time, not Uther - all in an effort to control/sway Merlin's actions, or to quietly interfere with Merlin's less productive ideas. He, like, shows Merlin that he can do a little bit of magic and stuff, and they really hit it off together, because man-dragon just seems to know so much about Merlin and seems to understand him so well, and Merlin's like, "Wow, I've never had a friend who just got me! Not like this!" And then Arthur finds out and is all jealous and maybe Merlin's sleeping with the dragon and maybe he isn't, but ARTHUR IS JEALOUS and becomes more and more determined to prove that Something Is Very Wrong with Mr. Clever-Handsome-And-Debonair. :D :D :D :D
God, Lassiter, what do you to to me? It ain't fair.
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The first one sort of broke my heart. "Sort of," as in, with that slow crumbling realization that the destined excrement has yet to hit the ponderously-rotating ceiling fan. I literally felt my heart shrink. Oh, Morgana. Someone should write a fic about the psychological (and perhaps even psychiatric?) effects of her long-term exposure to the future. Don't pre-cogs usually go mad? *shudder* A fractured mind, splintered along the edges of a thousand different futures and ever-growing possibilities, each one tempting or terrifying and palpably real... WHOA. Okay, I have to write this.
Thank you, Lassiter. I now have yet another fic to write. *headdesk*
ZOMBIE-KILLING GAIUS IS WIN. <3
And so is The Music of Resistance! Which reminds me... um, since you sort of liked that Obama crackvid from way back. I was thinking of uploading some of the Obama-crack MP3s I have lying around on my hard-drive, but the reason I didn't is because I wasn't sure if anyone would be interested. Would you be interested? I mean, I don't know if anyone's actually as weird as I am and listens to Obama spoofs on their iPod. Er.
Your rec of Sentry made me imagine Uther/Dragon, for some reason. WHAT IF THE DRAGON COULD TURN INTO A HUMAN. A really hot human. And, and. He met up with a younger Uther and tried to seduce him and stuff, but he got caught or exposed somehow and then ended up trapped underground? (Seriously, I've always wondered how the heck the Dragon got there in the first place. It's like... How did they fit that ship into the bottle?)
OR, OR. Even now, like. The Dragon (who is really quite young as far as Dragons go, which is why he's so silly) decides that Merlin is messing things up WAY too much. So he, er. I don't know, uses the magic he's been storing up for the last several decades (kind of like a magical hibernation?) to turn himself into a human one last time. A human who is a hot young guy - are we seeing a pattern, here? - and who goes aboveground and tries to do his usual I'm-a-charming-and-really-sexy-friend-here-to-help-you-with-all-your-problems routine. Only he does it with Merlin this time, not Uther - all in an effort to control/sway Merlin's actions, or to quietly interfere with Merlin's less productive ideas. He, like, shows Merlin that he can do a little bit of magic and stuff, and they really hit it off together, because man-dragon just seems to know so much about Merlin and seems to understand him so well, and Merlin's like, "Wow, I've never had a friend who just got me! Not like this!" And then Arthur finds out and is all jealous and maybe Merlin's sleeping with the dragon and maybe he isn't, but ARTHUR IS JEALOUS and becomes more and more determined to prove that Something Is Very Wrong with Mr. Clever-Handsome-And-Debonair. :D :D :D :D
God, Lassiter, what do you to to me? It ain't fair.