The skipping of lectures! The "naw, I can smoke, my next class is music anyway"! I want to squeeze in something in the fic about the bureaucracy surrounding the F1 visa status of international students, but the occasion hasn't come up yet. What did you walk seven miles out of town for??

PBR is Pabst Blue Ribbon and it is shitty shitty beer. But very very cheap! A staple of the American student experience.