Just so you know, I am obsessed with zombie apocalypse. I have watched a LOT of zombie movies. Even the crap ones. I have taken a LOT of zombie apocalypse tests. And they all say the same thing:

In a zombie apocalypse, I will probably rule the world.

I've already observed my house and checked to see what its weaknesses and strengths are in case of a zombie apocalypse. I know which room to go to, how to escape said room if cornered by zombies.

*sigh*

I live way too much on the internet.