“Hold on,” Bradley cuts in, red-faced. “Look, I never asked for this. All right? If it were up to me I’d still be in France, with air-conditioning, and toilets, and television, and… and Haagen Dazs, and cars! Little cars, because the roads in France are really small sometimes!”

I don't know why, but this line just absolutely made me laugh out loud. Those tiny cars - honestly, you could put them in your pocket!

This is great, great fun and just plain great. With nuts on top.

Off to part deux.