This is why I think the professionals are fangirls! 'Cos what are professionals doing with crack?! ...Besides producing Merlin.

CAN'T YOU JUST imagine Uther as the mighty shogun, and Arthur being like the awesomest samurai, and Morgana being a badass with a katana, and Gwen makes the best katanas in all the land.

And Merlin spits out, "There's more to life than tea ceremonies, Gaius," and Gaius knows this, but that's why he sticks to the tea ceremonies. Tea ceremonies are safe.