Oh Will, oh Merlin. They're just such boys, and they're wonderful and innocent and lovely, which is just heartbreaking when you consider 1.10.

Afterwards, when they were stumbling away, Will slung his arm around Merlin’s shoulders with the violent exuberance of the truly sloshed, and said, “I’ll miss you, you fucking bastard.”

“You’re the bastard,” Merlin gurgled fondly, and Will laughed.

Wibble.