"Oh shit oh shit," Gwen says, biting her fingernails as the end credits roll. "Oh shit, Morgana, what now? How are we going to last until series two?"

"I can't believe they haven't followed through on Marie!" Morgana says irritably. "It's a bit unfair, isn't it? Karl has ideas about revolution and everyone falls over their feet to help him stage protests and print subversive pamphlets, but Marie tries to start something and she gets brushed aside!"

"Yeah that's shit," Gwen says not really listening. "D'you want to go online and rewatch episode four again?"

"I sodding do not! Marie is as smart if not smarter than the lot of them, and the writers have gone through great lengths to establish this, and the finale has just undone all that!"

Gwen takes out another two bottles and hands one to Morgana. "Hmm, what about episode eight, then? You liked that one, didn't you?"

"Is it too much to ask for a little fucking follow-through?" Morgana demands of the universe as she twists the cap off.

"Episode ten?"

"Ooh yeah!"

"Ah," Morgana sighs, leaning against Gwen on the sofa as episode ten loads. "Marie is brilliant in this one."

"She's brilliant all the time," Gwen replies. "It's not her fault no one else notices."