Arthur discovers that Merlin's LJ is full of fandom, porn, rants about life (and is that his name he sees there?), porn, and sometimes some crack, but mostly just porn. He soon discovers a link to Morgana's journal on one of Merlin's numerous posts, and after some deliberation, opens it to a new tab for later perusal.

Merlin is still making feeble attempts to retrieve his laptop from Arthur's clutches, but Arthur knows that he and his abs could outrun Merlin anyday.

"ARTHUR!" Merlin bellows as he pounds on the locked bathroom door. "COME OUT FROM THERE AND GIVE ME BACK MY LAPTOP!"

"No," he replies smugly.

Silence prevails for several long moments and Arthur continues scrolling feverishly through the journal. Odd. He expected Merlin to continue pounding.

"I need to pee."