Apparently it's satire. I just... couldn't tell. Le facepalme.
ahahaha you can't stop the rock, man, not even in Camelot. omg Geoffrey and Gaius dancing <33333 oh crotchety old men before they became old and crotchety! Before the practices are through, everyone would have danced with everyone else. Maybe Hunith gets some dancing time in too. Like, one night Geoffrey and Gaius are telling her about it and she laughs and laughs, and Gaius says, "Oh it's easy for you to sit there smirking, you didn't get your feet tramped on Sir Two Left Feet here." Then Hunith shows them a thing or two.
"I didn't know you could dance, Hunith," says Gaius.
"There's a lot more to me than you think," she says, "which you'd know if you bothered to stop your bickering and chasing around after the king for a second or two."
awwww don't be sad Morgana, Uther will dance with yoooouuuu! And: then they just fight with each other, so he thinks he hates it -- YES. hahaha.
fjslfjlsjflds MORGANA/GWEN OMG SHE DOESN'T LET GO OF HER HAND. And it's like gaspy breathing and looking stunned at each other, and Gwen should probably get up now but Morgana is still holding her hand. And Morgana is not pushing her away or anything, so like... But it's not like that's an excuse for Gwen to not get up herself. Right? The stunned silence goes on for a little too long.
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ahahaha you can't stop the rock, man, not even in Camelot. omg Geoffrey and Gaius dancing <33333 oh crotchety old men before they became old and crotchety! Before the practices are through, everyone would have danced with everyone else. Maybe Hunith gets some dancing time in too. Like, one night Geoffrey and Gaius are telling her about it and she laughs and laughs, and Gaius says, "Oh it's easy for you to sit there smirking, you didn't get your feet tramped on Sir Two Left Feet here." Then Hunith shows them a thing or two.
"I didn't know you could dance, Hunith," says Gaius.
"There's a lot more to me than you think," she says, "which you'd know if you bothered to stop your bickering and chasing around after the king for a second or two."
awwww don't be sad Morgana, Uther will dance with yoooouuuu! And: then they just fight with each other, so he thinks he hates it -- YES. hahaha.
fjslfjlsjflds MORGANA/GWEN OMG SHE DOESN'T LET GO OF HER HAND. And it's like gaspy breathing and looking stunned at each other, and Gwen should probably get up now but Morgana is still holding her hand. And Morgana is not pushing her away or anything, so like... But it's not like that's an excuse for Gwen to not get up herself. Right? The stunned silence goes on for a little too long.