There would be loooooaaaaads of horn jokes! The kind of nudge-winks that go over kids' heads but the adults guffaw at, because sometimes fandom makes me forget that 'Merlin' is a family show, seriously lolol.
NORMAL HEDGES. God, Will doesn't even know why he puts up with Merlin sometimes, he says. And Merlin just smiles, because Arthur says the same thing. (OR, ARTHUR SAYS THAT, AND MERLIN JUST SMILES BECAUSE WILL SAYS THE SAME THING.)
And maybe be quite surprised as to how hot Nimueh was. MERLIN FAILED TO MENTION THAT FACT OF COURSE, he always ignores the IMPORTANT DETAILS. AHAHAHA
it's such a boy episode with all the rat eating and bug eating, yet UNICORNS! AND YET UNICORNS <33. OH SHOW. Their TROO LOVE bringing unicorns back to life is, like, such a perfect summation of this show, I can't even.
STOP BEING SUCH A GIRL, MERLIN <3
NORMAL HEDGES. God, Will doesn't even know why he puts up with Merlin sometimes, he says. And Merlin just smiles, because Arthur says the same thing. (OR, ARTHUR SAYS THAT, AND MERLIN JUST SMILES BECAUSE WILL SAYS THE SAME THING.)
And maybe be quite surprised as to how hot Nimueh was. MERLIN FAILED TO MENTION THAT FACT OF COURSE, he always ignores the IMPORTANT DETAILS.
AHAHAHA
it's such a boy episode with all the rat eating and bug eating, yet UNICORNS!
AND YET UNICORNS <33. OH SHOW. Their TROO LOVE bringing unicorns back to life is, like, such a perfect summation of this show, I can't even.