I have suuuuuuch a thing for daddy issues though. Family issues in general. The Noble and Most Ancient House of Black/Malfoy/Pendragon/Pevensie! I still want the serious crackfic where Arthur and Draco hang out and bond/snark over despotic fathers and annoying dark-haired wizards. Along the same vein, I think Uther and Lucius would get along if they didn't encompass what the other one loathes most of all.

YES FREEDOM VIA SINGING AND DANCING AND COMMENTFIC \o/