lol I agree with you about Draco, but that's why I find him endearing? Fictional character-wise, I tend to gravitate toward bastards, especially the cowardly sort, the ones who try too hard and don't try enough. :) I'm generally terrible at fluff; I tend to go back and forth from crack to angst without a level between.

SLAP FIGHT YES. Uther and Lucius need to go on Celebrity Deathmatch right the hell now! And Arthur and Draco can sort of stand to the side feeling embarrassed for their respective fathers.

("It's kind of hard to stop him once he gets like this," Draco remarks as Lucius casts a a leg locker curse on Uther.

"I know what you mean," sighs Arthur.)