omg omg Susan and Mulder neighbors would be a-maze-ing/awkward to the max. Would it start like this? Even after years and years in a world where magic is half-forgotten and ill-remembered, Susan sometimes wakes up at night and the air seems so stagnant, so shut-in that she's afraid to breathe and disturb it. On nights like this, (and the walls are so thin), she can hear everything. She sees her neighbor in the hall sometimes, and almost wants to talk to him, - he has this air of perpetual lateness grown up into harried, last-minute punctuality, the kind that will get him where he's going ten minutes early but looking fifteen minutes late; she remembers that Edmund looked like that often, in the early days of his kingship - but thinks better of it; she's always been composed and diplomatic, but she thinks (it's been years and years) that the trick of diplomacy was knowing how to avoid situations where you might be tempted to say things like, "I have unusually good hearing, and I know what kind of porn you watch."

IDK, okay? It's been a really long time since I've read any Narnia and only slightly less long since I've watched any X-Files. Um but I really want to now. Both.

Oh god, Mulder and Scully in Camelot :D. (<3) It would be like, Scully would always be commenting on Gaius's scientific rigor (lack of) and like, "sociologically speaking, it's not unusual for tyrants to experience this kind of paranoia; in fact, most behavioral disorders have some genetic component and the likelihood of monarchies attempting to keep bloodlines pure only increases these risks." Mulder: "So what you're saying is you think he married his sister." "...yes, Mulder." and "It's only natural for people to attempt to explain the things that they don't understand with accusations of the supernatural, but there's very little evidence to suggest anything out of the ordinary is going on here. All of the occurrences in Camelot can be but down to a confluence of coincidence and hearsay." "Gryphons, Scully?" "...D:"