For the crack: Will should be Uther's manservant. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO WRITE THIS! It would drive Will insane, and Uther would play a lowerlevel version of that infrequent-approval thing he does with Arthur, and maybe Will would just not get the subtlety, and then they somehow end up drunk together, drunk under a table, and semibond over being not really very brave. (Cause I swear, Uther is actually often a wee bit scared. It's why he's noisy.)

For the serious: there should be un-apologist Gaius POV of 1x07 -- him bringing Morgana almost all the way to yes you are a seer and then doubling back last-minute into no, it's better if you think you're insane.