"Have you noticed anything... strange about your mistress?" "Well, she likes having me dress her, even though I know for a fact the only other lady in Camelot who still has her maidservant do that has rheumatism. And she really likes the way I smell, she's always telling me and sticking her nose under my ear. And she has the softest hands, I mean really I can't believe any lady could have hands so soft. She's very good at giving me goosebumps. One day I saw a strange mark on her hip, I check it every day to make sure it hasn't changed. Is that what you're talking about?"
Will: "... maybe? I think you're on to something, though! Please, go on!"
I HAVE MORE TO SAY ABOUT THIS BUT IT IS ALREADY SO BEDTIME - I will get back to this. (how do all our comments get so huge? okay maybe not all. but a lot :)) )
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"Well, she likes having me dress her, even though I know for a fact the only other lady in Camelot who still has her maidservant do that has rheumatism. And she really likes the way I smell, she's always telling me and sticking her nose under my ear. And she has the softest hands, I mean really I can't believe any lady could have hands so soft. She's very good at giving me goosebumps. One day I saw a strange mark on her hip, I check it every day to make sure it hasn't changed. Is that what you're talking about?"
Will: "... maybe? I think you're on to something, though! Please, go on!"
I HAVE MORE TO SAY ABOUT THIS BUT IT IS ALREADY SO BEDTIME - I will get back to this. (how do all our comments get so huge? okay maybe not all. but a lot :)) )