it would be a way dysfunctional one where he plays her hot and cold and doesn't call and plays mind games.

Oh my god, this is AMAZING. That, right there, completely encapsulates why I finally declared myself an atheist. Well, maybe not completely (I supposed Evolution beckoned to me with hir seductive evidence-based logic and rationality?) but it's a great line regardless. And I really wonder what that says about Narnia and Christianity - that non-Christians see something very different from the all-encompassing love and compassion that Christians/Aslan sell themselves with.