http://ratherastory.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] ratherastory.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] whynot 2010-03-07 10:09 pm (UTC)

TO: SAM
CAMP CHITAQUA

HYPOTHETICALLY YOU SHOULDN'T BE HAVING CONVERSATIONS WITH THE FUCKING DEVIL AT ALL, SAM.

I'VE HAD THE "PERSONAL SPACE" TALK WITH CAS A MILLION TIMES. HE HAS THE ATTENTION SPAN OF A GOLDFISH WITH ADD, AND HE NEVER REMEMBERS. BEST I CAN DO IS TAKE AN ASPIRIN A DAY AND HOPE HE DOESN'T GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK BEFORE THE WORLD ENDS.

HYPOTHETICALLY, WHAT KIND OF "WEIRD AND SKETCHY" ARE WE TALKING ABOUT? "BEND OVER AND THINK OF ENGLAND" WEIRD AND SKETCHY OR "WIPE OUT THE EASTERN SEABOARD" WEIRD AND SKETCHY?

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