Okay so the most ridiculously sick fic just popped into my head, I have no idea where it came from because I've only seen parts of the movie Taken, and I'm kind of embarrassed I'm even writing this.
So. Bela discovers that Bella is superspecialamazing!somehowcrucial!BellaSwan, and kidnaps her to sell her into a demonic prostitution ring. Jo finds out and tries to rescue her, but ends up getting captured herself. Dean and Sam go to rescue them! Meanwhile Edward is trying be all Liam Neeson like, but totally fails because Sam's demonic blood smells amazing, even more amazing than Bella's, and he cracks and enjoys a Sam feast. Then he kills himself out of guilt. Dean must battle all the demons and vampires alone! Bela and Dean have a moralistic confrontation, Bella grieves for Edward but decides being a prostitute finally gives her character some kind of validation, and Dean rescues Jo and they run away into the sunset.
If necessary, we can add a conclusion of Castiel raising Sam.
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So. Bela discovers that Bella is superspecialamazing!somehowcrucial!BellaSwan, and kidnaps her to sell her into a demonic prostitution ring. Jo finds out and tries to rescue her, but ends up getting captured herself. Dean and Sam go to rescue them! Meanwhile Edward is trying be all Liam Neeson like, but totally fails because Sam's demonic blood smells amazing, even more amazing than Bella's, and he cracks and enjoys a Sam feast. Then he kills himself out of guilt. Dean must battle all the demons and vampires alone! Bela and Dean have a moralistic confrontation, Bella grieves for Edward but decides being a prostitute finally gives her character some kind of validation, and Dean rescues Jo and they run away into the sunset.
If necessary, we can add a conclusion of Castiel raising Sam.
COUGH. I'll go bury my head in the sand now.