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Las ([personal profile] whynot) wrote2010-11-16 06:28 am

BIG EXPLOSIONS! WIREWORK! FIGHT CHOREOGRAPHY!

I have a specific question regarding the 6x10 promo pics.

This is a screencap from the opening credits of WHAT KIND OF SHOW?



Is it a show about SPIES? Is Meg a secret agent and Cas is her handler? Sam is the guy who doesn't say much and is terrifying and everyone calls "the cleaner"?

Is it a show about SECRET ALIENS? Are they all aliens trying to blend in in the human world? Or is it just Meg who's the alien, and Sam is her love interest, and Dean is his brother reluctantly dragged into this whole shitshow OH GOD EVERYONE IS IDIOTS, Dean thinks. Cas is Meg's Giles if she were Buffy. Cas was the one who found Meg in the first place. He's good at sciencing! And a little bit of a crackpot. MEG EATS ICE CREAM AND LEARNS ABOUT HUMANITY. THEY ALL RUN AWAY FROM THE GOVERNMENT. Cas puts her on a pedestal and so does Sam, but for different reasons. She gives touching monologues about what life was like back in her home planet.

Is it a show about CON ARTISTS?!? Like 'Leverage' but less sitcommy. TOGETHER THEY STEAL FROM THE RICH, but also run from nemeses and sabotage enemies. Perhaps they sell information too. WILL CAS HAVE TO DO ACCENTS AND WEAR SNAZZY SUITS? Yes. Often. Are they in a show about former spies determined to take down their evil and corrupt spy agency? PERHAPS THEY ARE. Sam and Meg will have to provide make-out distractions on more than one occasion. One time, Meg and Cas have to. ~TENSION ENSUES:



IT STARTED SHIP WARS THAT FOREVER DIVIDED THE FANDOM.



ARE THEY A NEW CSI TEAM?!? GODDDD THERE ARE SO MANY POSSIBILITIES. MAYBE THEY ARE COPS, MAYBE THEY ARE ROBOTS, MAYBE THEY ARE CYBORGS. Maybe only Dean and Meg are cyborgs, and Dean didn't know he was a cyborg. INSERT EXISTENTIAL CRISIS HERE. "I'M NOT A ROBOT," he weeps. Cas is a cyborg engineer. Together, they talk about humanity and ALSO POETRY WHY NOT. Cas expresses a love for Bashō, and Dean writes a haiku to prove he's not just some machine. Cas replies, "Of course you're not a machine. That's the point of cyborgs," which somehow doesn't help.

One night, Dean convinces Cas to go to a bar. You are fifty years old before your time, Cas, he says. Have a beer. Cas gets irritable and asks Dean what he's trying to prove. "Nothing," Dean lies.

MEANWHILE:

"Yo, I rewired my forearm last night, check it out," Meg says. She points her finger like a gun at the TV, and yells, "Pow!"

The TV turns on.

"Sweet," Sam says, and high-fives her.


SO MANY POSSIBILITIES SO MANYYYYYYY. Whatever it is, I WANT IT I WANT IT I WANT IT OMG.


YOUR SPECULATIONS?

[originally posted at http://whynot.dreamwidth.org/40534.html | comment count unavailable comments]

[identity profile] amonitrate.livejournal.com 2010-11-17 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
I just. I just love this entire post.

[identity profile] animus-wyrmis.livejournal.com 2010-11-17 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
I AM NOT SURE I WOULD CALL MOST OF S6 GOOD TO ME, but this is like candy.

aslkjasfhsdjf I wonder if she's gonna be eeeevil again. If she has been ~redeemed~. If she is lying!

OH MAN WILL DEAN REACT LIKE HE REACTED TO SAM/RUBY

[identity profile] hiza-chan.livejournal.com 2010-11-17 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
OHOHO I FULLY APPROVE OF THIS SWORD GRABBING BUSINESS.
ext_80109: (SPN: Castiel: this is all that remains)

[identity profile] be-themoon.livejournal.com 2010-11-17 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
I FEEL VERY STRONGLY ABOUT THIS CAS/MEG THING.

IT IS PRETTY MUCH ALL GLEE. can it hurry up? because I could totally use some joy right now.

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2010-11-17 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
THAT ONE WAS AMAZING. I love the part where they were looking at Dean's prone body in the lab, and then Meg poked it so Dean pulled her hair.

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2010-11-17 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my god, all of SPN is candy. Usually it's M&M's, but sometimes it's Twizzlers, but SOMETIMES YOU RECEIVE A BIG BAG OF FRUIT ROLL-UPS THAT LASTS FOR WEEKS.

I doubt she's gonna be redeemed. I don't want her to beeeeee. If she abets SamDean, it will be because of her own agenda. BUT I WANT HER TO ABET A LOT THOUGH. JUST DON'T DIE, MEG DDDDD:

LOL PROBABLY. Now he is the only member of Team Free Will who doesn't have a demon girlfriend. Well, maybe Alastair... but that was more It's Complicated.

[identity profile] animus-wyrmis.livejournal.com 2010-11-17 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
Your candy priorities are really odd, bb. M&Ms>>>>fruit roll-ups

YEAH BUT LET'S GIVE HER HER OWN AGENDA THEN! NOT THE BS THEY PULLED WITH RUBY

very complicated! Well, there is hope for Dean yet. Perhaps Crowley will dump Bobby for him. :(

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2010-11-17 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
Oh hey! Dude, NGL, I have poked around your LJ too because hey look, someone who writes awesome fic and asks interesting questions about daemon. I AM INTRIGUED. I guess what I am saying is... frenz? :D?

I SECOND BOTH THOSE SHOWS. YES OMG. Of course they can be reality TV, why did I not think of that! Except with ridiculousness where a building Sam is exploring collapses and they all have to rescue him, and there is lots of UST between Dean and Cas.

OMGGG WHO ADJUSTS BETTER TO THE 21st CENTURY, CAS OR MEG? Do Sam and Dean give him blank stares when he says he needs a gigafluxtron for his anbaricarthypode? DO CAS AND CELLPHONES STILL DO BATTLE. IS MEG ADDICTED TO TELEVISION.

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2010-11-17 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
M&Ms>>>>fruit roll-ups
WE CAN NO LONGER BE FRIENDS.

I thought Bobby dumped him already. But yeah, Crowley has designs. He's just keeping Sam's soul hostage to manipulate Dean into his pants.

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2010-11-17 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
EN GARDE, MEG.

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2010-11-17 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
The alien cyborgs love you back.

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2010-11-17 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
SO MANY STRONG FEELINGS. WHAT IS THIS WORLD I AM LIVING IN.

So many huuuuggggsssss also. You and your family are in my thoughts, I wish you guys nothing but the best. i <3 u, betsy. sending good vibrations your way now.

[identity profile] deedlit50.livejournal.com 2010-11-17 07:14 am (UTC)(link)
How can I love you this much? I'm pretty sure it should be physically impossible.

Image (http://s36.photobucket.com/albums/e18/Deedlit50/Gifs/SPN%20Gifs/?action=view&current=169j3i9jpg.gif)

[identity profile] zempasuchil.livejournal.com 2010-11-17 07:57 am (UTC)(link)
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THESE :DDDDDDDDDDD

I WANT THIS SHOW, ALL THESE SHOWS, SDFL;KJSFDKSD THIS EP RIGHT NOW AND FOREVER. MEG. MEGGGGG. FIERCE SASSY DEMON: ORIGINAL FLAVOR <33333

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2010-11-17 10:36 am (UTC)(link)
RIGHT NOW, IN THAT GIF, I AM SAM AND YOU ARE THE LITTLE GUY. <3333

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2010-11-17 10:43 am (UTC)(link)
I also want the show where they are SCIENTISTS who go around saving the world from BIG EXPLOSIONS and who sometimes need to be saved from ~themselves. Sam has an MA in sociology too and he gets made fun of for this. Cas is an astrophysicist with a drinking problem.

This is kind of like that "I Surrender" meme but backwards! I'm tempted to write fic for these fake shows and co-opt screencaps to construct episodes!

FIERCE SASSY DEMON: ORIGINAL FLAVOR <33333
AT FIRST I WAS LIKE "WHAT DOES SAM/CAS HAVE TO DO WITH IT??" lololol ok i get it.

[identity profile] zeitheist.livejournal.com 2010-11-17 11:55 am (UTC)(link)
someone who writes awesome fic and asks interesting questions about daemon

Ahahahahaha. The illusion is complete!

BUT YES, LET'S BE FRANZ. Yours is the kind of awesome I want to subscribe to!

Except with ridiculousness where a building Sam is exploring collapses and they all have to rescue him, and there is lots of UST between Dean and Cas.

Yes! The four of them drive from site to site in the Impala, even though Sam's fairly sure that a van would be more practical (Dean disagrees). In one episode Dean gets Pigeon Lung (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domestic_Pigeon#Pigeon_Lung) and there are lots of shots of Castiel looking like he's ten seconds away from punching somebody.

(There is also a lot of illegal tresspassing onto abandoned buildings. Including trips to the King's Park Psychiatric Hospital (http://www.opacity.us/site3_kings_park_psychiatric_center.htm) in New York, Eden Hall (http://www.opacity.us/site74_eden_hall_chapel.htm#gallery145), and the Gaebler Children's Center (http://www.opacity.us/site189_gaebler_childrens_center.htm) in Massachusetts, which even manages to give Meg the creeps.)

MEG TOTALLY ADJUSTS BETTER TO THE 21ST CENTURY. She likes it better than her own time. Midway through series two she somehow finds herself back in the 1800s and is totally distraught - because she misses French fries and American Idol, obviously - and then there are group hugs when the boys finally get her back again. Cas totally doesn't understand cellphones, and hates pretty much all of our "primitive" technology! In the beginning he used to sneakily return home to the future to give his report, and be all "IF I WANT TO BREAK INTO A BUILDING, I HAVE TO INPUT A CODE INTO THE DOOR CONSOLE LIKE A SAVAGE". But then he sneakily starts to like Dean the past!

Also, other displaced time travellers! Sam totally got Dean to take a picture of him with Albert Einstein and then put it on his Facebook. In one episode Mozart falls into the 21st Century and him and Dean snap at each other for days whilst Sam and Castiel try to figure out a way to send Mozart back to where he belongs. In the end, right before Castiel finally gives in and starts strangling them both, Dean and Mozart bond over a mutual appreciation of classic rock.

The story arc for series one involves Nikola Tesla falling through into the 21st Century and building a death ray.

[identity profile] ibroketuesday.livejournal.com 2010-11-17 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yo, I rewired my forearm last night, check it out," Meg says. She points her finger like a gun at the TV, and yells, "Pow!"

The TV turns on.

"Sweet," Sam says, and high-fives her.


YES. YES.

ALIAS!SPN = ALSO APPROVED.

God, idek why but that Meg/Cas picture is killing me with hot.

[identity profile] zempasuchil.livejournal.com 2010-11-18 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
MORE LIKE CASTROPHYSICIST har har har. aww that makes me think of that sarcasticindiefucks thing.

Dean is the mechanical engineer. or the chemist. Which involves more explosions? ... If he were a chemist he could make some mean moonshine.

Screencaps to construct episodes!!?! OMG HOW AWESOME IS THAT IDEA :DDDDD

lolol, EVERYTHING has to do with sam/cas what are you talking about XD
Perhaps this is proxy sam/cas. Like, oh god Meg possessing Sam again and then getting up close and personal with Cas. :DDD I like this image, oh yes.

[identity profile] deedlit50.livejournal.com 2010-11-18 10:04 am (UTC)(link)
I fully approve of this.

[identity profile] animus-wyrmis.livejournal.com 2010-11-18 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
CLEARLY, YOU ARE DISMISSING CHOCOLATELY M&MS FOR FRUIT ROLL-UPS

Crowley doesn't take hints very well, though! Comes of being a demon, I guess.

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2010-11-19 11:43 am (UTC)(link)
DOES HE STUDY CASTEROIDS??

lol, Dean would totally make moonshine, ALL KINDS OF MOONSHINE, some batches are more terrible than others. They all bitch about the quality, but they all drink it.

LOLOLOL POSSESSION ENABLES ORGIES SO WELL \o/

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2010-11-19 11:45 am (UTC)(link)
I've never watched Alias but it SOUNDS LIKE MAYBE I SHOULD.

IT'S HOT 'COS IT'S FLY, BB. Embraaaaace ittttt.

[identity profile] dayadhvam-triad.livejournal.com 2010-11-20 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
/is terribly late to the party, but--

I just wanted to say, I am drawing hearts all over this post. SPIES AND ALIENS AND CON ARTISTS AND CYBORGS! 8DDD love love love. ♥!

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2010-11-21 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
ALIEN CON ARTIST CYBORGS?? I would also watch that show!

<33333

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