THE ALPACA OH GOD. YESSSS YOU KNOW HE DOES. except for the part where if a grown man tried to sit on an alpaca he'd break its back. Anyway, this is clearly why Gen is so upset, because Jared and Misha and Gen all hung out a lot and had sex. And then Misha would take the alpaca on walks, because being seen with an alpaca would be great for his internet popularity.

LOLOL I didn't think of it even! But it's a great option. Though Gen was like, Jensen you've never been over to our house before. :P But obviously that's because Jared married Gen AFTER the incident, and Jensen has been so bitter about it and mad at her that he avoids their happily-married home.

I could be tooootally convinced of Uriel/Alastair. Uriel let Alastair out of that devil's trap... obviously that means they're having hatesex!

I LOVE THIS IDEA - that you have a within-the-narrative explanation for it and not just for-narrative-purposes. Balthazar is a Gabe fanboy! oh their love for creature comforts like silky boxer shorts and cake and sex and jumping on the bed. Balthazar somehow learns of Gabe's final message to the Winchesters in the form of a porno and he totally steals it from them and watches it with little sentimental tears in his eyes.