I will return to the content of your post later, when I'm not so rushed, but I just wanted to drive by and say that, in the (admittedly very unlikely) event I somehow suddenly became a big Hollywood producer, not only will I beg you to write scripts, I will also beg you to write the poster blurb, too.

(Item: "Bring the muthafuckin noise, as long as the noise is UHHHH YEAAAHHH HARDER FASTER.")