Mikhale: *snatches John back* Lassiter is stupid. I am going to make you have sex with Bobby whether she likes it or not! And I'll even make it so smutty, she'll squirm like a fish out of water!

John: Ummm... *clicks lighter open*

Mikhale: You gonna burn me? HA! One press of the delete button and you're kaput! Who's the god among insects now, Johnny boy?! NYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

And twenty minutes later, the guys in white lab coats took Mikhale away to his pretty padded room where he bounced himself on the well and laughed manically.