A request, garnished with celebrity goss.

[whynot]

Zeta-Jones finds horse head in trailer. She can't act anyway I mean no wait shit is that thing on, castmate comments.

...Okay, not really.

Maybe this is old news but I never knew: they have new photos out for The Brothers Grimm. Dudes, this movie will start another wave of brothercest through fandom, you heard it here first. Unless you didn't.

In the meantime:
- "Plymouth boring. Hate corn. Life sucks. Will go write angsty lyrics now."
- Hobbit!Matt

Also: Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels slash. Does it exist and would you be so kind as to point me to some?

Comments

[meacoustic.livejournal.com]

I've had a section all ready to go for TBG at DASA for months. It's just waiting for the fic to roll in!

[darkmike.livejournal.com]

OooOOoooh...pretty fairytale tellers.

Lock Stock slash can be found, of all places, on Fanfiction.net.

[hokuto.livejournal.com]

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

but, alas, those fics seem to have died.
NOOOOOOOOOOO! *CPRs*

Thanks for the links, I'll have a looksee soon.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

I am wary, but y'know beggars can't be choosers... Thanks for the heads-up.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

You are PREPARED. *salutes you*

[darkmike.livejournal.com]

The Lock Stock slash on FFN is by Fastfood Junkie, who is a kickass writer.

[yabamena]

*blinkblinkblink*

Ohgod. Death by slash. I'm going to die when that movie comes out. That and Alexander and and and! *whimper*

Also. LockStock slash. GIMME.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

November is teh awesome.

There is a dearth of LockStock slash. This must be amended! *puts it on to-do list, which, like, goes into the hundreds now, so probably you'll see it in the year 2020 or some shit*

[yabamena]

November=sweet sweet death.

That's quite all right. Don't mind the wait for some hot hot Eddie/Bacon. Or Eddie/Tom. Or Bacon/Eddie/Tom...

...*searches for her copy of the DVD*

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

I'm developing this habit where if I can't figure out how to slash them, I make icons out of them. So. LockStock icons around the corner, looks like it.

[yabamena]

Ooh! You stole my brain idea! I shall pout most unflatteringly now.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

Great minds, aha!

[yabamena]

Indeed, indeed. >3

[yabamena]

http://www.lockstock2sb.co.uk/

you love me, right?

[yabamena]

Maybe not seeing as it's all a horrible tease and there's nothing there. >__> *stabs internet*

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

What the what the. Is that site new or what? The multimedia section has crickets chirping.

...And the rest of the other sections too, apparently.

Maybe not...
*eskimo kiss* Thought that counts, dear.

[yabamena]

I know. Crickets and the quiet skittering of dust bunnies. *sigh*

So I googled my ass off. *points to icon*

*eskimo kiss*
Hee! X3

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

Squee! The hot one!

[yabamena]

Hee! And and! *points to icon* The roughneck. Mmm. *licks Bacon*