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Sand on the Page (the fourth wall remix)
Every story needs a villain, a battle, and a hopeful ending. If Morgana's careful, she can be all three. ~3500 words, rated G
It's a remix of The Ink Still Drying, but it also samples ummmm TWELVE OTHER OF MY MERLIN FICS?? OMGGGGGGG i am not worthyyyyy ANON, YOU ARE THE MOST EXCELLENT. I wish to sprinkle your path with rose petals and sing you the ballad of your choice. <333
I'm gonna answer the meme questions from the previous post in multiple parts. This is Part #1, and it has answers for![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
odditycollector, emerald_embers, alexseanchai, haruslex, and gabby_silang.
1. Balthazar (SPN)
2. Edmund Pevensie (Narnia)
3. Susan Pevensie (Narnia)
4. Anna (SPN)
5. Sam Winchester (SPN)
6. Castiel (SPN)
7. Morgana (Merlin)
8. Dean Winchester (SPN)
9. Claire Novak (SPN)
10. Morgause (Merlin)
odditycollector asks:
The fate of the universe rests on whether Dean can win this horse race, but Dean has no horse! All they have is a magic pill which can turn someone into a horse, and Susan and Castiel. How does this situation resolve itself?
lol, Susan ain't never gonna let herself get turned into a horse. That's all you, Cas. This situation resolves itself in Susan making a lot of jokes about short jockeys and riding hard.
"Do not drop me," Dean orders, and Castiel stamps his hoof like, dude, I pulled you out of Hell, stfu.
Susan raises one elegant eyebrow. "Be careful there, Bellorophon."
"Yeah, I'll tell Cas to watch out for gadflies."
And they're off.
Balthazar and Edmund Pevensie are competing on Iron Chef. Anna chose the secret ingredient, and the judging panel consists of Sam Winchester, Claire Novak, and Morgause. Who wins?
Lemme just say, I WOULD WATCH THIS SHOW IN A HEARTBEAT. OH MY GOD. Okay, so Balthazar has all these snazzy powers and a strong epicurean side. He'd totally have the instinct for cuisine. Edmund, on the other hand, has had people cooking for him his whole life. So you'd THINK Balthazar would win - and actually his food is the more delish - but Sam doesn't really like him, Claire is :-/ on angels right now, and Morgause has a thing for lesser kings. So Ed wins! Balthazar pouts and goes on a bender in the Horsehead Nebula for a week.
emerald_embers asks:
Anna asks Castiel to dinner. Dean is the chef. What happens?
Beer happens.
AND DEAN GETS SUPERJEALOUS AND SERVES THEM LIKE THE GROSSEST SHIT HE CAN THINK OF BUT ANNA AND CAS DON'T EVEN NOTICE BECAUSE TASTE BUDS DON'T APPLY TO ANGELS, AND ALSO THEY ARE TOO BUSY DISCUSSING WAR TACTICS AND FREE WILL.
"DEAN, THIS IS DELICIOUS, CAN WE HAVE SECONDS?" ANNA ASKS.
BUT DEAN'S THROAT IS TOO SORE TO HOCK ANOTHER LOOGIE.
Also some jerky.
Who gives Sam lust explosions?
trueform!Cas is pretty difficult to resist, as rendered here by James Roper:
Morgana and Edmund have a baby. What has science done?
Nothing. It's all questionable magic, strategic alliance, and the sublimation of their lust for powerful sorceresses. Morgana and Edmund would have the hottest babies, omg.
alexseanchai asks:
Claire, Dean, first-time sex. How's it happen?
HAHAHAHA. It happens in croatverse. She and Amelia are in another camp, and one day they have a supplies trade and Dean is like holy shit, he knows that girl. How does he know that girl? As for Claire, it's her first time leaving the camp, her first time with a loaded gun. She recognizes him too. They have many more fraught interactions after that, sometimes as supply runners, but increasingly as allies during skirmishes with demons and croats. Cas avoids her. (One time, Dean found Claire pointing a gun at Cas's head.) One of the first things Claire said to Dean was, "Is my dad still with you?" and Dean said, "No."
Blah blah blah more tense interactions blah blah, then they have some ill-advised sex while hating everything, if they aren't already dead on the inside by then.
Morgana and Sam compete. What about?
Who is the most tortured by their ~dark powers and troubled relationships with their crazy dads. And also about who has the best hair.
Balthazar and Edmund and alcohol. What do they drink and what happens?
AWESOME HAPPENS. They drink whatever this is, which is a cocktail Balthazar learned from Gabe. Knowing Edmund, he then tricks Balthazar into giving him the weapons he stole, and then Ed returns them to Castiel. Cas is like, hey we could use someone like you. But Edmund's allegiance already belongs to another Heaven.
Susan, Anna, Morgause, Castiel, and a stack of DVDs. TV series, movies, anime, concerts, whatever. What's in the stack?
OMG BEST GIRLS' NIGHT EVERRRRRR. THEY WATCH X-FILES. LOTS AND LOTS OF X-FILES. Then Susan goes to make more nachos and hears uproarious laughter from the den. Oh, she thinks, they must've put on the comedy. But she comes back with the nachos and they're watching The Universe. Then, they watch Legion, during which Susan and Morgause laugh uproariously, but Anna and Castiel just get very quiet. It gets a little awk, so Susan decides to switch to Planet Earth: Oceans, and Anna keeps nudging Cas and giggling, "Who does that remind you of?" and Cas rolls his eyes, but concedes, "Maybe on his worse days."
haruslex asks:
Morgana and Castiel are climbing a tree. The tree is Susan. How disturbed by this is Claire?
Are you kidding, if there is anyone here who knows all about how trees are sometimes people, it is Claire. She tells Susan not to worry, then she'll tell Morgana to be careful and Castiel that he should know better.
"They'll muss up my foliage," Susan mutters.
"And you leave that foliage the way you found it!" Claire yells up at them.
If Balthazar and Sam went on vacation, where would they go and which rooms of their house would Dean, Edmund and Anna have sex in while they were gone? And would Edmund remember to feed their pets?
8DDDDDD SAM AND BALTHAZAR WOULD HAVE AN AMAZING SHAZTASTIC VACATION IN THE SIXTEENTH DIMENSION, AND VENICE, AND ALPHA CENTAURI, AND ALSO MYRTLE BEACH. THEY HAVE SO MUCH FUCKING FUN AND FUN FUCKING, OMG.
And may I say, that is one motherfucking hot OT3. They mostly have sex in the bedrooms because there's enough space on a bed. There were a couple of times in the shower though, and once in the living room when The Matrix Revolutions failed to keep their interest.
Of course Edmund remembers. But so does Dean, and so does Anna, at different times during the day. Sam and Balthazar come home to find their Mitzi looking like this:
gabby_silang asks:
Morgana and Morgause have become trapped in an abandoned missile silo. Probably because Edmund played a hilarious trick on them. Inside the silo they have themselves, their clothes, two ballpoint pens, a book of matches, and a rowdy lemur. They decide to stay rather than escape. WHY?
Oh, Edmund.
BECAUSE MAGICAL INCESTUOUS HALF-SISTERS OF A FEATHER STICK TOGETHER. Plus, they can probably just combine their powers and break out of there with some awesome sorcery or some shit. In the meantime, they will amuse themselves and each other with the lemur. There aren't a lot of lemurs in Albion, okay. Morgana wants one for her birthday now and Morgause is like :-/ because she already secretly bought that vacation package for two to Tír na nÓg, and that shit was expensive.
Balthazar, Anna, and Claire are the stars of a low-budget porno. Who plays the pizza delivery guy/girl? Who plays the lonely housewife/husband? And who plays the creeper who's watching through the curtains?
Pizza delivery guy/girl: Claire. Lonely housewife/husband: Anna. Balthazar: is always a creeper. Special guest star: Castiel, as the curtains.
You will never see Susan again unless you fly out to Seattle and give me $5,000. Cash, no checks. This is not part of the meme, I would just like $5,000.
Long story short, Susan developed Stockholm syndrome.
camelotremix :(, but you know who is the MOTHERFUCKING CHAMP OF CHAMPS? Whoever remixed my fic. My fics, PLURAL. OMFG.Sand on the Page (the fourth wall remix)
Every story needs a villain, a battle, and a hopeful ending. If Morgana's careful, she can be all three. ~3500 words, rated G
It's a remix of The Ink Still Drying, but it also samples ummmm TWELVE OTHER OF MY MERLIN FICS?? OMGGGGGGG i am not worthyyyyy ANON, YOU ARE THE MOST EXCELLENT. I wish to sprinkle your path with rose petals and sing you the ballad of your choice. <333
I'm gonna answer the meme questions from the previous post in multiple parts. This is Part #1, and it has answers for
odditycollector, emerald_embers, alexseanchai, haruslex, and gabby_silang.1. Balthazar (SPN)
2. Edmund Pevensie (Narnia)
3. Susan Pevensie (Narnia)
4. Anna (SPN)
5. Sam Winchester (SPN)
6. Castiel (SPN)
7. Morgana (Merlin)
8. Dean Winchester (SPN)
9. Claire Novak (SPN)
10. Morgause (Merlin)
odditycollector asks:The fate of the universe rests on whether Dean can win this horse race, but Dean has no horse! All they have is a magic pill which can turn someone into a horse, and Susan and Castiel. How does this situation resolve itself?
lol, Susan ain't never gonna let herself get turned into a horse. That's all you, Cas. This situation resolves itself in Susan making a lot of jokes about short jockeys and riding hard.
"Do not drop me," Dean orders, and Castiel stamps his hoof like, dude, I pulled you out of Hell, stfu.
Susan raises one elegant eyebrow. "Be careful there, Bellorophon."
"Yeah, I'll tell Cas to watch out for gadflies."
And they're off.
Balthazar and Edmund Pevensie are competing on Iron Chef. Anna chose the secret ingredient, and the judging panel consists of Sam Winchester, Claire Novak, and Morgause. Who wins?
Lemme just say, I WOULD WATCH THIS SHOW IN A HEARTBEAT. OH MY GOD. Okay, so Balthazar has all these snazzy powers and a strong epicurean side. He'd totally have the instinct for cuisine. Edmund, on the other hand, has had people cooking for him his whole life. So you'd THINK Balthazar would win - and actually his food is the more delish - but Sam doesn't really like him, Claire is :-/ on angels right now, and Morgause has a thing for lesser kings. So Ed wins! Balthazar pouts and goes on a bender in the Horsehead Nebula for a week.
emerald_embers asks:Anna asks Castiel to dinner. Dean is the chef. What happens?
Beer happens.
"DEAN, THIS IS DELICIOUS, CAN WE HAVE SECONDS?" ANNA ASKS.
BUT DEAN'S THROAT IS TOO SORE TO HOCK ANOTHER LOOGIE.
Also some jerky.
Who gives Sam lust explosions?
trueform!Cas is pretty difficult to resist, as rendered here by James Roper:
Morgana and Edmund have a baby. What has science done?
Nothing. It's all questionable magic, strategic alliance, and the sublimation of their lust for powerful sorceresses. Morgana and Edmund would have the hottest babies, omg.
alexseanchai asks:Claire, Dean, first-time sex. How's it happen?
HAHAHAHA. It happens in croatverse. She and Amelia are in another camp, and one day they have a supplies trade and Dean is like holy shit, he knows that girl. How does he know that girl? As for Claire, it's her first time leaving the camp, her first time with a loaded gun. She recognizes him too. They have many more fraught interactions after that, sometimes as supply runners, but increasingly as allies during skirmishes with demons and croats. Cas avoids her. (One time, Dean found Claire pointing a gun at Cas's head.) One of the first things Claire said to Dean was, "Is my dad still with you?" and Dean said, "No."
Blah blah blah more tense interactions blah blah, then they have some ill-advised sex while hating everything, if they aren't already dead on the inside by then.
Morgana and Sam compete. What about?
Who is the most tortured by their ~dark powers and troubled relationships with their crazy dads. And also about who has the best hair.
Balthazar and Edmund and alcohol. What do they drink and what happens?
AWESOME HAPPENS. They drink whatever this is, which is a cocktail Balthazar learned from Gabe. Knowing Edmund, he then tricks Balthazar into giving him the weapons he stole, and then Ed returns them to Castiel. Cas is like, hey we could use someone like you. But Edmund's allegiance already belongs to another Heaven.
Susan, Anna, Morgause, Castiel, and a stack of DVDs. TV series, movies, anime, concerts, whatever. What's in the stack?
OMG BEST GIRLS' NIGHT EVERRRRRR. THEY WATCH X-FILES. LOTS AND LOTS OF X-FILES. Then Susan goes to make more nachos and hears uproarious laughter from the den. Oh, she thinks, they must've put on the comedy. But she comes back with the nachos and they're watching The Universe. Then, they watch Legion, during which Susan and Morgause laugh uproariously, but Anna and Castiel just get very quiet. It gets a little awk, so Susan decides to switch to Planet Earth: Oceans, and Anna keeps nudging Cas and giggling, "Who does that remind you of?" and Cas rolls his eyes, but concedes, "Maybe on his worse days."
haruslex asks:Morgana and Castiel are climbing a tree. The tree is Susan. How disturbed by this is Claire?
Are you kidding, if there is anyone here who knows all about how trees are sometimes people, it is Claire. She tells Susan not to worry, then she'll tell Morgana to be careful and Castiel that he should know better.
"They'll muss up my foliage," Susan mutters.
"And you leave that foliage the way you found it!" Claire yells up at them.
If Balthazar and Sam went on vacation, where would they go and which rooms of their house would Dean, Edmund and Anna have sex in while they were gone? And would Edmund remember to feed their pets?
8DDDDDD SAM AND BALTHAZAR WOULD HAVE AN AMAZING SHAZTASTIC VACATION IN THE SIXTEENTH DIMENSION, AND VENICE, AND ALPHA CENTAURI, AND ALSO MYRTLE BEACH. THEY HAVE SO MUCH FUCKING FUN AND FUN FUCKING, OMG.
And may I say, that is one motherfucking hot OT3. They mostly have sex in the bedrooms because there's enough space on a bed. There were a couple of times in the shower though, and once in the living room when The Matrix Revolutions failed to keep their interest.
Of course Edmund remembers. But so does Dean, and so does Anna, at different times during the day. Sam and Balthazar come home to find their Mitzi looking like this:
gabby_silang asks:Morgana and Morgause have become trapped in an abandoned missile silo. Probably because Edmund played a hilarious trick on them. Inside the silo they have themselves, their clothes, two ballpoint pens, a book of matches, and a rowdy lemur. They decide to stay rather than escape. WHY?
Oh, Edmund.
BECAUSE MAGICAL INCESTUOUS HALF-SISTERS OF A FEATHER STICK TOGETHER. Plus, they can probably just combine their powers and break out of there with some awesome sorcery or some shit. In the meantime, they will amuse themselves and each other with the lemur. There aren't a lot of lemurs in Albion, okay. Morgana wants one for her birthday now and Morgause is like :-/ because she already secretly bought that vacation package for two to Tír na nÓg, and that shit was expensive.
Balthazar, Anna, and Claire are the stars of a low-budget porno. Who plays the pizza delivery guy/girl? Who plays the lonely housewife/husband? And who plays the creeper who's watching through the curtains?
Pizza delivery guy/girl: Claire. Lonely housewife/husband: Anna. Balthazar: is always a creeper. Special guest star: Castiel, as the curtains.
You will never see Susan again unless you fly out to Seattle and give me $5,000. Cash, no checks. This is not part of the meme, I would just like $5,000.
Long story short, Susan developed Stockholm syndrome.