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First, 22by7 has been posting some awesome A:TLA fanart. I am particularly fond of this Aang/Katara/Zuko (NSFW-ish) and old!Katara and old!Zuko.

Next, I don't have polling capabilities, so we're gonna do this the old-fashioned way.

POLL #fjdsklf: WHAT COMES NEXT?
1) Do a picspam comparing Supernatural's "The End" and Sanctuary's "Pavor Nocturnus" because SERIOUSLY NOW AHAHAHA
2) make Kill Bill screencaps. O-REN ISHII MAFIA BOSS OF MY HEART <3
3) Frozen Earth picspam!
4) ...the hell is up with this picspam craze? Write Jimmy/Jacob.
5) You told Annie and Lui you'd write the amnesia!priest!Cas/Meg road trip fic already, so do that.
6) What if original fiction? WHAT IF.
7) Have you not been threatening to write Chin/Kono for like forfuckingever now?
8) the one where Let Me In is a Claire AU
9) Morgana/Gwen as Hades/Persephone fusion
10) Do the dishes, you bum.

Here is a related meme: Tell me about a story I haven't written and I'll give you 1-3 sentences of or about it. FUCK YOU, DISHES.

Also, I am stocking up on as many movies and TV shows as I can before I go back to the old country next month, so if you have any recs, I would appreciate it! I like: creepy children, moral ambiguity, the apocalypse, The Godfather, stories about stories within stories etc., assassins, doppelgangers, wacky heists, musicals, fourth-wall fuckery, theology angst, desolate landscapes, surrealism, and repurposed fairy tales. :D?

1. The wonderful terrini has translated my Narnia fic, The Letters and Conversations of a King of Archenland (Lune + ensemble, G), to Russian! You can find the translation here and here. Thank you very much, terrini! <3

2. IMPORTANT jimmybigbang UPDATE! Amelia- and Claire-centric fics are now allowed! It's a Novak Big Bang! Woooooooo!

3. Relatedly, the second round of Novakfest is open for sign-ups until August 30. :D

4. I updated my masterlist. The body count is as such: 1 Jared/Jensen, 1 Yan&Castiel (SPN/Infernal Affairs), 1 Claire/Castiel, 1 Matt/Misha (SPN RPF), and 1 Sam/Dean. ngl, I only updated my masterlist so I can do this meme, snagged from everyone:

Pick one of my fics, and I'll give you a detail that didn't make it into the fic. Background canon, deleted scenes, or a look into the future. My choice, but if you have a specific question you can ask it in your request.

I'm bringing back the isurrendered meme because it is loads of fun! Surrendering, how does it work?

1. Comment to this post with "I surrender!" and I'll assign you the basis of some TV show idea. (post-apocalyptic scifi-fi drama, fantasy, noir gumshoe pulp, criminal procedure...IN SPACE, historical drama WITH WEREWOLVES, etc.).
2. Create a cast of characters, including the actors who'd play them.
3. Add in any actor photos, character bios, and show synopsis that you want.
4. Post to your own journal.

BUT FIRST. FIRST, you have to give me a TV show premise because I wanna do this too LOLOLOL. THE SUDDEN URGE TO PICSPAM YOU WITH MY FAVORITE FACES.

( H50 1x03 & 1x05 -- minimal squee )
( NCIS 5x11 -- no squee )
( Merlin 3x06 -- angels! )

Here are the rest of the meme answers for vanitashaze, hiza_chan, murron, metonomia, cherryshadowz, zempasuchil, dayadhvam_triad, and animus_wyrmis.

( You can probably guess which ones of these I want to turn into actual fic. )

I'm a loser because I dropped out of camelotremix :(, but you know who is the MOTHERFUCKING CHAMP OF CHAMPS? Whoever remixed my fic. My fics, PLURAL. OMFG.

Sand on the Page (the fourth wall remix)
Every story needs a villain, a battle, and a hopeful ending. If Morgana's careful, she can be all three. ~3500 words, rated G

It's a remix of The Ink Still Drying, but it also samples ummmm TWELVE OTHER OF MY MERLIN FICS?? OMGGGGGGG i am not worthyyyyy ANON, YOU ARE THE MOST EXCELLENT. I wish to sprinkle your path with rose petals and sing you the ballad of your choice. <333


I'm gonna answer the meme questions from the previous post in multiple parts. This is Part #1, and it has answers for odditycollector, emerald_embers, alexseanchai, haruslex, and gabby_silang.

( See my list of 10 characters and the horror you have wrought. )

I've been seeing billboards for "Hawai'i 5-0" around the city. I think I want to be excited for it. Is anyone excited for that show?


Five Acts Meme: Round Two

+ Post a list of your five favorite acts/kinks to read about. Check out this list if you need some inspiration. At the bottom, add what fandoms/pairings you're interested in.
+ Read other people's lists; the master list of lists is here.
+ Post comment-fic based off of their lists to people's posts.

Kinks
1. object penetration
2. hand jobs
3. gags and restraints
4. nipple play
5. ritual sex

Ships
Merlin: Arthur/Morgana, Will/anyone
Supernatural: Dean/Castiel, Castiel/Anna, Sam/Castiel, Dean/Alastair, Dean/Dean, John/Dean, John/girl!Dean, Dean/Claire, Dean/Clairestiel, Sam/Becky
Captain Planet: Wheeler/Linka
Skins: Effy/Tony
SPN/Merlin: Dean/Arthur, Sam/Morgana, John/Arthur, Ruby/Morgause, Ruby/Morgana
Fight Club/SPN: Marla/anyone
SPN/RPF: Dean/Misha Collins, Becky/Jared Padalecki, Castiel/Judas, Gabriel/Jack Kerouac, Gabriel/Ken Kesey, Crowley/Sarah Palin (set in croatverse, YOU know)
Sandman/RPF: Death/Quentin Tarantino
SPN/X-Files: Castiel/Scully

( RECS: 1 Merlin, 1 Dr. Who, 1 non-fannish 'Howl' parody, 7 SPN )

Okay, I don't write a lot of porn, but I feel like trying my hand it again. Dear readers, if you would kindly comment with a Supernatural ship any Supernatural ship, including crossover ones, I will strive to reply with a pornlet.