whynot | 5 things!

~~1. First things first! Who wants to beta my narniaexchange fic? It is about Peter and Edmund, and pretty much gen except for Lucy flirting in the background. Approx 3000 words.~~

2. D'aww, look at my new icon! I love icons of when they're frolicking on the beach, all exultant and rejoicing and not yet aware of how they've just entered a world of shit. (Why do I have this feeling I'm going to be switching to a Plus account soon-ish.)

3. So apparently the 'Prince Caspian' DVD is out in some places aaaand OMG. SO CUTE. MOTHERFUCKING PEVENSIES and the dorks who play them FTW

4. I have the following WIPs:
~~a) 'Secret Garden' OT3 fic for 1sentence. 20 out of 50 sentences written.~~
b) Susan arrives in Aslan's Country AKA Narnia is fucking depressing, let's write some motherfucking cuddles. I am stuck on the Susan&Peter scene, though. 717 words written, more with the Susan&Peter outtakes.
c) Edmund and Susan go to Calormen and screw around with magic, and also Jadis is creepy. Inappropriate implications abound! Approx 5000 words written.
d) 'The Crosstree & the Grail', the Narnia/Merlin Peter Pevensie/Arthur Pendragon with

bedlamsbard. Our douchebag!Arthur characterization has been negated by canon, sooooo. Trying to amend it. 5883 words written.
e) 'The Fox and the Lion' or 'Betrayal is the Truth that Sticks.' An assassination attempt on Edmund in the Golden Age, featuring the Narnian CIA and Edmund taking care of business. I kind of forgot I wrote this! I've even sent it off to for a beta and everthang. I just never figured out how to fix the ending. 1420 words written.
f) Arthur/Lancelot, maybe Arthur/other people, I don't even know. Supposed to be the 'conversation we had about knocking' fic, but we'll see where it goes. 742 words written.
ETA: g) Marx/Engels for

zempasuchil! I will write it! Um... 0 words written. But I have Ideas in my head!

Having said this, please shoot me if I don't spend most of this week writing my rough draft for my thesis proposal omg.

5. MY SCHOOL LIBRARY HAS GRAPHIC NOVELS FOR CIRCULATIONNNNN!??!? WHY SO AWESOME, SCHOOOOOOL. This is not going to help with getting my proposal draft done.

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LASS DUST 5 IS OVER 9K. I HAVE FICS LONGER THAN THIS CHAPTER. *so close she can fucking taste it*

ahahahaha SUSAN AND CASPIAN. (dude. for a moment there i thought i was about to get jossed, but no, caspian was carrying a crossbow and not a longbow.)

a career in medicine WHAT. if by medicine you mean INFLICTING BODILY HARM. and...that scene may have just jossed my caspian conspiracy theory. WHAT.

no. no, apparently i don't think of anything other than myself. *facepalm*

OMG i know CAREER IN MEDICINE WHAAAAAAT. dude, i was totally expecting him to say something like "my future has always belonged to narnia" or some shit like that BUT NO. MEDICINE. i forget this isn't fic?? I WAS EXPECTING MORE PETER/NARNIA FROM THIS.

well maybe you're not jossed, what if caspian was just frontin'? you know how all the players like to front.

things that also keep going on and on: my calormen fic?! it may clock in at around 7000 words?! this is hefty for me. 'hidden pictures' altogether is 7400 words. WTF. also this fic has plot?!

personally, i feel that deleted scenes are only canon if you want them to be. especially when they haven't cgi'ed up the narnians yet!

god. peter would be the worst doctor ever. can't you just see it? "can you feel your legs?" "I CAN FEEL THE BLINDING PAIN." "good, you're good to go. come back when you can't feel anything!"

...god, i must be tired, i just wrote in a peter/susan/edmund puppypile. *squints*

and he would totally use the scalpel for something inappropriate, like peeling apples, and he would just twirl it casually on his fingers, much to the nervousness of the nurses.

*snickers*

god, you know where my mind is going. AU OF DOOM. ANOTHER ONE.

ever seen house?

MY MIND IS GOING THERE TOO

i don't know house, alas! the only medical show i've seen more than five episodes of is 'scrubs', and i don't even care that much for 'scrubs'.

PETER THE EX-MILITARY SURGEON. SUSAN THE HOSPITAL ADMINISTRATOR. SUSAN THE EVER CHEERFUL...um. she should do something really random. like...cancer. shit. i forgot what that's called. or! she could be a coroner! YES THAT.

EDMUND THE HOSPITAL LAWYER, who got sick of medicine and went for law instead, although he's still licensed to practice medicine. OR. tropical diseases!

CASPIAN THE NEW DOCTOR.

oncologist!

lol they can be like M*A*S*H
bj and hawkeye = peter and edmund! or maybe edmund and lucy. i dunno, i speak out my ass. i don't know mash either. man, medicine. where is a fahye when you need her.

no no CASPIAN THE INTERN
and how fragile and lovely he looks in the glow of the x-ray... rays.

i have not seen mash either! oh, we are horrible. i know house, that is it.

it is really too bad you don't know house, because susan is totally cuddy, oh my god.

AHAHAHAHA.

oh my god dust 5 just went ot3 like whoa.

I LOOOOOOOVE OT3
TELL ME MORE ABOUT THIS PUPPY PILE

(oh lucy, how we love to not write about you.)

IT IS DONE.

IT IS ALSO 9735 WORDS.

thank god i don't have class till one tomorrow.

“We’ve practically got ‘Property of Peter Pevensie’ tattooed on our arses.”

FELICITATIONS MY GOOD SIR

i am just hoping it fits in one lj post. *crosses fingers*

Lass! Read and giggle! (http://mistful.livejournal.com/121436.html#cutid1)

DRAGON: Are you still moaning about your destiny? Look, you’ll come to like Arthur, I’m sure-
MERLIN: No, got it covered, he’s a golden fighting machine, I live only to serve him!

the second reaction (only the second!) to 'merlin' that i've seen that hasn't fixated on the gay!

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