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Las ([personal profile] whynot) wrote2009-05-30 03:26 am

the art of pure donaldism

OMG

I used to have a superappropriate icon for this. It's still in the Photobucket though, so here we go:

I HAVE NEVER WANTED TO UNDERSTAND GERMAN SO BADLY IN MY LIFE

I may have mentioned this once or ten times, but I am a huuuUUUUUuuge fan of Donald Duck and his clan. My heart goes out to him every time the world makes him the buttmonkey, and I cheer every time they let him be awesome. At the tender age of 18, my boyfriend's first big gift to me was stuffed plushies of Donald Duck's various incarnations throughout the years. He knows the way to my heart. The idea of this more erudite Donald Duck who quotes German literature and is a mouthpiece for political criticism is SO HAPPIFYING, I cannot even fjklda;kfs'd
Last month the fan group D.O.N.A.L.D (the German acronym stands for “German Organization for Non-commercial Followers of Pure Donaldism”), hosted its 32nd annual congress at the Museum of Natural History in Stuttgart, with trivia and trinkets galore, along with lectures devoted to “nephew studies” and Duckburg’s solar system.
hfdlsakf;js;ds ZOMG. and NEPHEW STUDIES. Pure Donaldism.
“Donald is so popular because almost everyone can identify with him,” says Christian Pfeiler, president of D.O.N.A.L.D. “He has strengths and weaknesses, he lacks polish but is also very cultured and well-read.” But much of the appeal of the hapless, happy-go-lucky duck lies in the translations. Donald quotes from German literature, speaks in grammatically complex sentences and is prone to philosophical musings, while the stories often take a more political tone than their American counterparts.
The idea of Donald as cultured and well-read is so strange and foreign, but I am completely open to it because I love it when Donald wins and is awesome. This is like the opposite of being lost in translation. I need to read about Donald speaking in grammatically complex sentences and musing philosophically right the hell now. Someone needs to translate Fuch's translation back into English, omg. Or someone needs to write Donald Duck fic.

Not only young kids were reading it. Micky Maus became popular entertainment among a newly politicized generation who saw the comics as illustrations of the classic Marxist class struggle. A nationally distributed newsletter put out by left-leaning high school students in 1969 described Dagobert (Scrooge) as the “prototype of the monocapitalist,” Donald as a member of the proletariat, and Tick, Trick and Track [Huey, Dewey, and Louie] as “socialist youth” well on their way to becoming “proper Communists.” Even Frankfurt School philosopher Max Horkheimer admitted to enjoying reading Donald Duck comics before bed.
Possibly a communist revolution AU.

But I would settle for one about Daffy Duck and Donald Duck hanging out over strong drink and reminiscing about the good old days, though. "The bigger the ears, the more the despicability-ness!" Daffy says, and Donald drinks to that.

WHERE DO I SIGN UP TO BE A NON-COMMERCIAL FOLLOWER OF PURE DONALDISM PLEASE

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