all my keysmash are belong to you

Thanks for the birthday wishes, everyone! I am reaching through the internet to hug you all right now. Right now. DO YOU FEEL IT? DO YOU FEEL THE HUG?? \o/

ALSO SOME AMAZING WONDERFUL PEOPLE HAVE MADE ME AMAZING WONDERFUL PRESENTS AND OMG I MUST SHARE THESE DIAMONDS WITH YOU SO YOU CAN ENJOY THEM AS I HAVE. GO LOVE ON THESE PEOPLE, LOVE THEM HARD.

OKAY OKAY. FIRST WE START WITH NOVAKCESTVERSE. You know, that 'verse where Jimmy Novak and his twin Jacob Glaser nee Novak grew up as hunters, and then it all gets a little familiar? For a brief history of this disco of the id, Cally has delicioused all the Novakcest to date. DON'T YOU KNOW THAT MISHA'S FACE/MISHA'S FACE IS OTP?

Shifters Lie by callowyn, brain twin & co-conspirator | Novakcestverse | Jimmy/Jacob | PG13 | comic | OMG ILU CALLY | ILUSM
Season one, "Skin." The pressure keeps building, and Jimmy still won't answer Jacob.

Then back on my feet and cry for you by glassyskies, secret psychic | Novakcestverse | Jimmy/Jacob | PG13 | 3000 words
Preseries. The problem is that Jimmy Novak has perhaps fallen in love.

Right, can I say something about Skies's fic here, like is she maybe psychic, or perhaps a prophet? A CRUEL CAPRICIOUS GOD? There is a scene in her fic that pretty much flows seamlessly out of ( this heretofore unaired conversation ). Whether she's psychic, prophet, god, or just plain awesome, Novakcest is glad to have her.

AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN. ART FOR MY SAM FICS JFKSLJFKLDJFLJF BY THE STUNNINGLY TALENTED AUGUST MONSOOOOOOOOON.

Little Amazon Woman by august_monsoon, ass-kicking artist | SPN | girl!Sam | G
Art for All That Glitters (girl!Sam, Dean; PG13).

Along Every Horizon fic banner by august_monsoon, beautiful soul | SPN | THE DESERT *____* | G
Banner for Along Every Horizon (Sam; PG13).

AND THEN. AND THENNNNNNNNNNNNNN. Did you know I love crossovers? I am mad for them. I'M NUTS FOR THEM. So HEY, DO YOU LIKE SPN? DO YOU LIKE H50? DO YOU LIKE THEM together? God, of course you do, and Murron is a magic maker.

Hau'oli la hanau by murron, wonder woman | Hawaii 5-0/SPN | surprise pairing(s) | PG13 | 1144 words
Steve doesn't lock his door.

And now here is a piece of non-fiction.

when the stars come home to roost by animus_wyrmis, be_themoon, & zempasuchil; sisters from another mister | REAL PERSON TRUTH | PG13 | infinite joy
WE HAVE A MAGICAL ADVENTURE.

What the everloving hell did I ever do to deserve you beautiful people in my life, oh my holy christ, I love you all so much fklsfjllkewfl thank you oh thank you <333333333333456

I don't even know where to begin with SPN S6 spoilers. I speak specifically of Sam and Dean waking up as Jensen and Jared on the set of Supernatural WHAT. WHAT. Also everything Cas-related, omg. Y'know, sometimes I think to myself man, SPN fandom is so crazy, what am I even doing here. But then spoilers like these happen and I am reminded. Season 6, honeypie, sugar dumpling, if I could put a ring on you, I would. Don't stop. Harder. FASTER. YES.

Here is my fandom stocking. If you have one, let me know in the comments! You can get your own here.

I've not yet watched the zombies finale, but I have watched some cops and knights.

( H50 1x11 )
( Merlin 3x13 )

The world needs Misha Collins/Alex O'Loughlin RPS.

[originally posted at http://whynot.dreamwidth.org/42539.html | comments]

Hey, do you guys like AWESOME THINGS? What a coincidence! Here are three:

1. Do Wrong Right by woodstarling | SPN | Sam/Cas, PG | MAFIA AU FANART
This is what I received for the sassy_otp exchange and I AM THE LUCKIEST GIRL IN THE WOOORRRRLLLLDDDD. omg, so last night 6x10 happened and this morning I wake up to this metric ton of sexiness?! WILL THIS AFTERNOON SEE ME WINNING THE LOTTERY?!? I just remembered that for last year's camelotsolstice, I also received amazing mafia AU fanart by yue_ix. I think that AU and this AU should have a crossover. \o/

2. Cities of Sand by tongari | Inception/Sandman | Saito, Dream; G | "So tell me instead, Lord of Dreams. Why am I here?"
It's drawn in comic strip style! This is a good idea well-executed. I'm not in Inception fandom at all, but Saito is my favorite character from the movie, followed by Ariadne, and I'm thrilled to see awesome Saito gen.

3. 6x10, MOTHERFUCKERS. ( God bless the pizza man. )

ETA: 4. Alexis Drayzen Appreciation Day picspam

[originally posted at http://whynot.dreamwidth.org/42348.html | comments]

THIS IS A POST SOLELY FOR INVITING YOU TO CAPSLOCK WITH ME ABOUT THE SPN 6x07 CLIP ( WHICH IS UNDER THIS CUT ).

OH MY MOTHERFUCKING HOLIEST OF CHRIST

ON A CRACKER

WITH MOTHERFUCKING CAVIAR

- Speak up if you want an invite to AO3. gone
- Speak up also if you want an invite to Dreamwidth. I have 8.
- SASSY FANWORKS EXCHANGE!! 500 word minimum, sign-ups close on Sunday.

And I also updated my fic masterlist finally. For whatever reason, I don't arrange the fics in each section by date, which is maybe annoying. Should I, though? Like with most things in SPN, I arrange by feelings.

In TV Remake Land, Nikita is AWESOME YOU GUYS YOU SHOULD TOTALLY WATCH IT YES WATCH IT NOW. Hawaii 5-0 is also fun times, for what it is.

( Nikita 1x01 and 1x02, Hawaii 5-0 1x01 )

AND IF ANYBODY WANTS TO TALK TO ME ABOUT SPN 6x03 PROMO PICS, PREFERABLY IN CAPSLOCK AND OVERSIZED GLITTERTEXT, PLEASE FEEL FREE OMGGGGGGGG I CANNOT DEALJDKLFSLDJFKLJGLFDMLKFDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

ITEM #1:

♥ Chuck Shurley Prompt Meme ♥


ITEM #2, MORE IMPORTANTLY: He never said it was aliens.

( how Jimmy's black-sheep twin brother saved the world )

My boy who works at a third-party shipping company told me he forwarded an autographed photo of Jared Padalolki to Kiev today. "He even signed 'Sam' under his real name," he said. "It made me think of you."

After LOLing forever, I said, "Dude, Dean's totally the cuter one."

My boy doesn't watch the show at all, but he replied, "I dunno, Sam looked pretty delish to me."

<3 my boy.

In related news, my fannish friend and I will watch The Losers just to do this. Man, this isn't even like when I saw Narnia everywhere back in the day. No, this is SO MUCH WORSE because RL apparently supports me and I don't even have to TRY. In Soviet SPN, fourth wall breaks YOU!

omg these SPN spoilers are making me so excited I want to kill something with love.

IN OTHER NEWS, that Mindy Kaling and Aziz Ansari's destinies lie together is but truth. <33

( Television Yadda Yadda: Parks & Recreation to 2x16, Lost to 5x06 )

And now for something glorious:

A gen-oriented, horror-themed Comment Meme
[Click on the image to go to the meme.]

Banner courtesy of dollarchan

Some prompts I left:

Merlin. Arthur is lost in a labyrinth and something is hunting him.

Merlin. They don't know how to kill the monster, only how to appease it so it stops rampaging: feed it human blood. They figure it's the lesser of two evils, especially if they use their own blood. It's just that they're running out of blood.

Narnia. In the desert on the way home from Calormen, something is picking off the Narnian traveling party, pulling them into the sand.