urgh i know, doesn't dependency theory just break your heart? centers and peripheries! peripheriiiiiies.

OMG TERROR. how susan, like, cuts the ribbon at an orphanage opening or some crap to distract the public while peter and edmund are like, "okay, we have to more vigilant at ports of entry. have the naiads search each disembarking passenger and their bags for suspicious items!"

and lucy says, "and when we find weapons on them, what would--"

"no no!" peter flails. "not just weapons! suspicious items!"

lucy: o_O?

peter says, "take their tinderboxes, and confiscate all lotions and toothpaste, and um, bottles of water. yes. and check their shoes."

"...their shoes?"

"DO AS I SAY!"