I can only clap enthusiastically for Fight Club and Harry Potter, JUMP UP AND DOWN LIKE A CRAZY for Jurassic Park and Snakes On A Plane, and EXPLODE WITH JOY JOY JOY AND ANTICIPATION AT THE IDEA OF THE SECRET FUCKING GARDEN.

SOMEONE WRITE THESE THINGS. (I am totally stealing this idea. Maybe I can subtly corner my f-list into WRITING ME SHIT.)