ARTHUR THE FAT DINOSAUR SHOULD LIKE BE A CARTOON OR SOMETHING. Hahahaha animals know all about senselessfucking, dude, it's a beautiful natural thing. YOU SEE, WHEN A DADDY T-REX LOVES A MOMMY T-REX, THEY HUG EACH OTHER IN A SPECIAL WAY. But mostly they are just horny, so they bone, and then eggs are laid, and that's where YOU come from, Arthur Rex! And Arthur Rex just wants this conversation to be over already, GAWD FATHERS ARE SO EMBARRASSING. He'd rather be eating brontosaurus, or bullying the raptors with the other cool t-rex, but oh well, you can't always get what you want. Not with a father like Uther Rex, and not if you are a fat t-rex. Uther Rex tells him it's just baby fat, but Morgana Raptor says, "No, you're just regular fat."

LOL WILL DIED OF GUY-FROm-SEINFELD-OVERDOSE. Wiiiiillllll. What else do Morgana and Gwen do besides snickering at silly humans? I like Gaius as the raptor mentor! OH OH OH, so he is like a bit more evolved and stuff, maybe he is a bird?? One of those archeopteryx thingums! Haha. Gaius: SLIGHTLY EVOLVED. Which is better than most of the denizens of Jurassiclot Park.