I laughed so hard at this line: "Does the devil often hunt you down?"
I can so see it =D I would love to see Lucifer have to spend time with (or be haunted by) Spongebob.

Prior to reading this, I had come to the realization that Castiel and Spongebob have some serious overlap in their personalities. I did a quick google search to see if anyone else felt this way, and the answer was apparently not, but that some people think SB could seduce him with krabby patties. But then I stumbled across your post, so I'm happy anyway.