I think you are underestimating how hot Rejus is. He is like a Lithuanian Gaspard Ulliel. But hotter. And with an accent. And he has fixed my baby computer twice. I'm just waiting for my dad to mention computer problems at his office, so I can choose that day to show up for a surprise visit.

Anyway, the good news is that even if your headphone jack is broken, headphone-to-USB converters are cheap and not too hard to find. They usually put them with the Skype equipment in electronic stores. And it's definitely a cheaper option than having a professional look at it.