Shawn would leave comments on your lj: "So glad you're making friends, Lassie! I know it's really you."
FJKSJFLKJFLK THIS WOULD BE THE BESTEST EVER. I'd be so confused like WHO THE HELL IS THIS PERSON. Why is he calling me Lassie, that most hated nickname?!

And he would comment on my raunchy incest shit and be like, "LASSIE I ALWAYS KNEW YOU HAD A DARK SIDE." And I'd be like, "ARE YOU A SPAMBOT???"