AN AFFAIR MOST HARMONIOUS

[whynot]

So, I've kinda avoided Psych for a while because it has THAT GUY WHO STOLE MY NAME, but uh. I'm kinda getting sucked in. I think it's because this show is OBNOXIOUSLY ADORABLE.

Speaking of getting sucked in: DEAR TUMBLR, PLEASE STOP EATING MY LIFE.

I will vindicate matters with a picspam.




HOLY SHIT. HOLY SHIT. I'M GOING TO WATCH THIS MOVIE SO FUCKING HARD. HOLY SHIT. I dunno, apparently Rupert Grint plays an apprentice assassin. AAAAHH I AM TOTALLY WATCHING IT.





YES HE DOES.





...Wingardium Leviosa?









Michael Gambon wishes you a fabulous day.





I... would totally wear these.





High fives make me weak in the knees, okay.

















geez tone it down, d rad.





FIERCE <333





<3333 <333 ngl i'm beginning to ship them <33





RIDICULOUS CLOTHES AND SEXY EYES, I AM LOST.





MY DADDY CAN CRUCIATE YOUR DADDY













ahaha









Daniel Radcliffe keeps his eyes on the prize.





ADORABLE OT3 OF YAY





Tom can haz opinion?





TOM CAN HAS SEXY









Percy Weasley has a rabbit. Your argument is invalid.





WHY HELLO





fkljflskjdjfks

jdkfjk

l;lk





ahahahah what. WHAT. WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON HERE I CAN'T EVEN ahahahajfkls okay.

Out of curiosity, who are the original characters in this painting?





















The leaders of the revolution.


Okay, fair warning, the picture AFTER this next one is not work-safe. I guess this next one isn't either though, not really.





Oh, and before the NSFW gif, here are Dan, Emma, and Rupert answering questions from fans and being generally lovable. Dan knows which state CA is, but not WI or AK! Rupert would NOT rather die than kiss Emma! Also, Dan's Little Mermaid fail. Unscripted Part 1, Part 2, and Part 3.



ETA: Okay, two more before the NSFW pic, just to be thorough.











Last but not the least!:







Thank you and good night.


PS: I'm still looking for a beta for this Mordred&Morgana fic, if anyone is interested. 3500ish words, PG.

Comments

[cupiscent.livejournal.com]

This picspam vindicates everything and probably assists world peace. Just so you know.

Michael Gambon wishes you a fabulous day.
I laughed SO HARD.

MY DADDY CAN CRUCIATE YOUR DADDY
AND AGAIN.

Percy Weasley has a rabbit. Your argument is invalid.
And thrice!

But mostly, the enduring lesson that I take away from this amazing page of amazingness is: OH HI THERE DRACO YOU GROWED UP FINE!

In fact, I may have to share the fineness with my own flist.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

I WAS GONNA PROTEST BUT THEN PERCY HAD A BUNNY, WHATCHA GONNA DO. XD

I'm being more wooed by D Rad than Tom, but hey, I wouldn't turn down his cuddles. There was a ridiculous photoshoot that Tom Felton got himself involved in that I also wanted to include, but cannot find the link :(. Basically it looked like if a unicorn ate every H/D fic cliche (with side helpings of glitter) and then shat it out.

[moment-of-sen.livejournal.com]

OH HAI NEVILLE being all broody in there =D

That painting manip is John William Waterhouse's La Belle Dame Sans Merci which is based on a poem of the same name by Keats.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I came across buncha photos for the kid who plays Neville and he's QUITE NICE, EH.

Aha, thanks for the tip. XD

[miakun.livejournal.com]

I AM SO HAPPY THAT YOU ARE GETTING INTO PSYCH. ♥ I heart it like nobodies business.

When would you need the beta back by? I can't promise a quick turnaround but if no one offers by tomorrow evening I can give it a look over.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

Everyone is such bickering siblings on that show! Shawn and Gus are SO EPIC, but I bet Lassie and Jules have awesome funtiems of their own too, in some fic somewhere.

I'm not on a deadline, so that's totally cool. Thanks, I'll let you know! <3

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

Still down to give it a look over? :)

[themadlurker.livejournal.com]

Brb, busy giggling at photos.

I know the painting is Waterhouse's Lamia, but not sure if the knight is anyone in particular... don't think it's gonna end well for him though. :/

[hivesofactivity.livejournal.com]

She's going to turn back into a snake and EAT HIM! Although maybe he isn't young enough for her.

[bantha-fodder.livejournal.com]

I'm so sorry to interrupt

but I think your picspam might be broken? Since it is lacking the greatest t-shirt of all time:



PS, I would totally read the fic where Ron played an apprentice assassin. I am just saying.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

OMG YOU ARE THE CORRECTEST

There are probably a few others I should through into the mix as well.

OMG ME TOO. RON, IS THAT BLOOD ON YOUR ROBES. NO IT'S KETCHUP. And then he runs upstairs to the bathroom before Hermione can see his hands shaking.

[be-themoon.livejournal.com]

DRACOOOO. GROWN SO TALL.

this is a ridiculously fabulous picspam. :DDDD OT3 of fabulousness and wonderfulness and GLAMOOOR! also amusing random knowledge. (they call them stoplights in America, yeah. not traffic lights.) they are adorable!

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

He is tall I guess, but also you know what? D Rad is SHORT. Like, SHORT. Sure the HBP movie has Ginny taller than Harry, but in real life also, Emma towers over him. Daniel Radcliffe is like condensed joy. Like Shakira.

I now deeply desire the HBP DVD omg. That film. THIS FRANCHISE. Rowling, what havoc have you wrought upon the world.

[marycontraire.livejournal.com]

1. You are insane.

2. It was Gus wasn't it? Everyone loves Gus. And Lassy.

3. OMG ASSASSIN RUPERT WITH BILL NIGHY MY FAVORITE PERSON EVER WHAT IS THIS MOVIE TELL ME NOW SO I CAN SQUEE.

4. That gorgeous picture of Emma walking down the street with the coat over her shoulders? Is from a fabulous shoot by Ellen Von Unwerth. Who is probably my favorite fashion photographer ever. Maybe I will do a picspam of her stuff later so that you can be converted.

5. Also my excellent inside sources tell me that Emma is currently dating a senior at Brown, so don't get too trigger happy with that ship.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

The question is not whether you are right, but which of my insanities you are referring to.

Oh gosh, it was EVERYONE. The absolutely ridiculous Shawn&Gus banter, and Lassie being smug. AND THE OCCASIONALLY CRACKY CREDITS. I get the feeling Lassie thinks he is in a different TV show. He totally thinks his life is Law & Order instead of, y'know, Psych.

IT ALSO HAS EMILY BLUNT. IT IS CALLED "WILD TARGET" and it's based on the French film Cible Emouvante. QUOTH THE WIKI: "Wild Target is a comedy about uptight Victor Maynard (Bill Nighy), a middle-aged, solitary assassin, who lives to please his formidable mother Louisa (Eileen Atkins), despite his own peerless reputation for lethal efficiency. His professional routine is interrupted when he finds himself drawn to one of his intended victims, Rose (Emily Blunt). He spares her life, unexpectedly acquiring a young apprentice in the process, Tony (Rupert Grint). Believing Victor to be a private detective, his two new companions tag along, while he attempts to thwart the murderous attentions of his unhappy client (Rupert Everett)."

Ha, I actually meant Harry/Hermione, but since when has reality stopped me from shipping whatever I want. Dan/Emma adorableness is supplementary.

[dhobikikutti]

This picspam made my world fill with light.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

All these pictures light up my life. And I'm about to ETA some more in!

[lettersandliars.livejournal.com]

GOD TOM WHY SO HOT. UNF.

Starting to ship Dan/Emma or Harry/Hermione? I ship both completely unabashedly but I ship everyone, so.

I love the one with everyone on scooters, brb dying of cute.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

I guess kind of both, I don't really care. I just like the mental images, and when they cuddle and smile, whether Potterically or IRL-ly. I never had an HP OTP. I rolled with Harry/Draco for a while, but then I got over it.

[katakokk.livejournal.com]

OH HARRY POTTER. ♥ Darling, please stop making me want to do silly and ridiculous yet strangely awesome things, like reread all seven books, BECAUSE I DO NOT HAVE THIS KIND OF TIME.

Also, I love Percy Weasley's rabbit. ♥

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

please stop making me want to do silly and ridiculous yet strangely awesome things, like reread all seven books, BECAUSE I DO NOT HAVE THIS KIND OF TIME.
ahahaha that is exactly how I felt each time I saved each of these pictures. XD

[puckling.livejournal.com]

HOLY SHIT. HOLY SHIT. I'M GOING TO WATCH THIS MOVIE SO FUCKING HARD. HOLY SHIT. I dunno, apparently Rupert Grint plays an apprentice assassin. AAAAHH I AM TOTALLY WATCHING IT.

ldskjglsdkgjjdjddjdjd!!!!

Percy Weasley has a rabbit. Your argument is invalid.

LOLZ.

Also, this (wonderful awesome) picspam confirms what I have already concluded. Rupert Grint is wonderful and hilarious, and Tom Felton turned out to be the best looking Potter kid after all. \o/

DID I MENTION HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS PICSPAM, BTW?

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

THE MORE I LOOK AT HP PICTURES, THE MORE I <3 HP WHAT

Tom Felton turned out to be the best looking Potter kid after all. \o/
MEH, I am preferring how D. Rad is turning out, Felton's too fey for me. Or maybe he just needs to unbleach his hair. Not that I would turn down Felton hugs if it came to me. (WHERE ARE MY FELTON HUGS)

[animus-wyrmis.livejournal.com]

OMG I LOOOOOVE YOU THIS MADE MY LIFE.

Also if you write Psych fic I will expect stuff about YOUR NAMESAKE.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

Like a gratuitous segment where there is rambling/navelgazing about the name Lassiter? Like how there is a movie about a jewel thief named Lassiter, and also books about cowboys named Lassiter, and isn't that funny, Lassie, because you are neither a jewel thief or a cowboy (Shawn says), much to the disappointment of your inner child. As for my inner child, it has always wanted to be psychic and to bring life truths to grumpy detectives the world over. I'm pretty fulfilled; are you?

Maybe I should just secretly Mary Sue myself into a Psych fic and see if anyone notices. ("Hey," Jules says, frowning at the computer screen, "what is a Livejournal?") ("Hey, is it me or is Lassiter... Asian and female?")