Lassiter and Lassiter glare at each other, as in the background, Wyrm, Gus, and Shawn make this face: o_O

"So you're the cause of all this!" the Lassiters chorus. "Me? No, you!"

"This is weird," Wyrm decides.

"Weirder than faun porn?" Shawn asks.

Gus says, "Shut up about my faun porn."

"Does it count as bestiality if it's only half bestiality?" Shawn wonders.

"Are they truly beasts if they're sentient?" Wyrm asks.

"Sentient or not, a goat penis is a goat penis."

"Can we not talk about goat penises in places that are NOT the internet?" Gus pleads.

"Fraud!" the Lassiters yell at each other. "Impostor!"