"'I never thought I could feel this way,'" Wyrm reads from SHawn's paper. "'Lassiter, you make me whole. I know I'm not much of a catch--Shawn or even Gus would be a better--' This is out of character!"

"And you haven't specified which Lassiter you mean," Gus points out.

"I don't know, I think it works," Shawn says. "Keep reading, they talk about colonialism in the next chapter."

"'If I were a colonialist power,'" Wyrm reads out, scanning the page. "Well, that's good pillow talk."


NO BUT SO AWESOME.