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the fourth wall shot me with silver bullets then salted and burned my corpse
My boy who works at a third-party shipping company told me he forwarded an autographed photo of Jared Padalolki to Kiev today. "He even signed 'Sam' under his real name," he said. "It made me think of you."
After LOLing forever, I said, "Dude, Dean's totally the cuter one."
My boy doesn't watch the show at all, but he replied, "I dunno, Sam looked pretty delish to me."
<3 my boy.
In related news, my fannish friend and I will watch The Losers just to do this. Man, this isn't even like when I saw Narnia everywhere back in the day. No, this is SO MUCH WORSE because RL apparently supports me and I don't even have to TRY. In Soviet SPN, fourth wall breaks YOU!
omg these SPN spoilers are making me so excited I want to kill something with love.
IN OTHER NEWS, that Mindy Kaling and Aziz Ansari's destinies lie together is but truth. <33
Parks & Rec
- APRIL/ANDY 4EVA <3333
- I love that Leslie is sometimes lucid and Ann is sometimes supremely ditzy. I expected them to remain just caricatures of themselves, but no! Continue surprising me, show.
- How much do I fucking love the rivalry with the library, guys? Wow.
- AM I RIGHT, JUSTIN??
Lost
- CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW MILES MOTHERFUCKING STRAUME IS THE FASCINATINGEST??! I AM THIS CLOSE TO WRITING FIC. I mean, paranormal conman who cheats the grieving and wears stupid hipster outfits and AFTER ALL HE'S BEEN THROUGH, after EVERYTHING, he still gives his father a judgy ~LOOK~ when dear old Dad says he liked country music. MILES, you and your father, DAMN. MILES, YOU COMPLETE ASSHOLE. MIIIIIIIIIILESfkdljsflkdjslf. Flist, are you amenable to a 'Some Like It Hoth' picspam?
- Okay, so: time travel, black smoke, and destiny angst. SOUNDS FAMILIAR, YA'LL. Also, variations of "I like past you". I MEAN SERIOUSLY HERE.
- Every time Hurley and Miles have an expositiony conversation about time travel, I want to giggle at the srs music in the background, because seriously, the two of them sound like comic dorks in an Askewniverse film. Hurley's presence has no respect for the decisions of Lost's musical score and I fucking love it. I think the background music would be vastly improved if it were this.
- HURLEY AND HIS EMPIRE STRIKING BACK. HURLEY DISPENSING LIFE ADVISE VIA STAR WARS. HURLEY HURLEY.
- omg Juliet :( I WASN'T READY TO SAY GOODBYE. I wasn't ready at aaaalllllll. WHY MUST YOU GO. Is it to facilitate Sawyer/Kate? >:(
- MARK PELLEGRINO: GODDAMN. I'd tap it like Fred Astaire.
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A gen-oriented, horror-themed Comment Meme
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Some prompts I left:
After LOLing forever, I said, "Dude, Dean's totally the cuter one."
My boy doesn't watch the show at all, but he replied, "I dunno, Sam looked pretty delish to me."
<3 my boy.
In related news, my fannish friend and I will watch The Losers just to do this. Man, this isn't even like when I saw Narnia everywhere back in the day. No, this is SO MUCH WORSE because RL apparently supports me and I don't even have to TRY. In Soviet SPN, fourth wall breaks YOU!
omg these SPN spoilers are making me so excited I want to kill something with love.
IN OTHER NEWS, that Mindy Kaling and Aziz Ansari's destinies lie together is but truth. <33
Parks & Rec
- APRIL/ANDY 4EVA <3333
- I love that Leslie is sometimes lucid and Ann is sometimes supremely ditzy. I expected them to remain just caricatures of themselves, but no! Continue surprising me, show.
- How much do I fucking love the rivalry with the library, guys? Wow.
- AM I RIGHT, JUSTIN??
Lost
- CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW MILES MOTHERFUCKING STRAUME IS THE FASCINATINGEST??! I AM THIS CLOSE TO WRITING FIC. I mean, paranormal conman who cheats the grieving and wears stupid hipster outfits and AFTER ALL HE'S BEEN THROUGH, after EVERYTHING, he still gives his father a judgy ~LOOK~ when dear old Dad says he liked country music. MILES, you and your father, DAMN. MILES, YOU COMPLETE ASSHOLE. MIIIIIIIIIILESfkdljsflkdjslf. Flist, are you amenable to a 'Some Like It Hoth' picspam?
- Okay, so: time travel, black smoke, and destiny angst. SOUNDS FAMILIAR, YA'LL. Also, variations of "I like past you". I MEAN SERIOUSLY HERE.
- Every time Hurley and Miles have an expositiony conversation about time travel, I want to giggle at the srs music in the background, because seriously, the two of them sound like comic dorks in an Askewniverse film. Hurley's presence has no respect for the decisions of Lost's musical score and I fucking love it. I think the background music would be vastly improved if it were this.
- HURLEY AND HIS EMPIRE STRIKING BACK. HURLEY DISPENSING LIFE ADVISE VIA STAR WARS. HURLEY HURLEY.
- omg Juliet :( I WASN'T READY TO SAY GOODBYE. I wasn't ready at aaaalllllll. WHY MUST YOU GO. Is it to facilitate Sawyer/Kate? >:(
- MARK PELLEGRINO: GODDAMN. I'd tap it like Fred Astaire.
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A gen-oriented, horror-themed Comment Meme
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dollarchanSome prompts I left:
Merlin. Arthur is lost in a labyrinth and something is hunting him.
Merlin. They don't know how to kill the monster, only how to appease it so it stops rampaging: feed it human blood. They figure it's the lesser of two evils, especially if they use their own blood. It's just that they're running out of blood.
Narnia. In the desert on the way home from Calormen, something is picking off the Narnian traveling party, pulling them into the sand.