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Las ([personal profile] whynot) wrote2010-05-01 10:09 pm

"Led Zeppelin Sucks" - Sam Wesson, Dean Smith - PG

Written for the first lines meme for [livejournal.com profile] serialkarma.


Led Zeppelin Sucks
Supernatural. Sam Wesson, Dean Smith. Spoilers for 4x17. PG.
The AU of the AU where Smith & Wesson actually do take to the road and go demon-hunting. 494 words.


"Led Zeppelin sucks," says Dean.

"So change the station," Sam says, hands on the wheel and eyes on the road. And Dean does, going through talk shows and hip-hop and country ballads and the newest emo before settling on Don McLean singing "Starry, Starry Night", of all things. Dean Smith isn't his boss anymore, so Sam can freely tell him how much his taste in music is like what Sam finds on the bottom of his shoe.

Dean reponds, "Hey, I bet you knew all the words to American Pie once."

Sam says, quite truthfully, "No."

The bickering's just a lot of noise and static as they cruise up the I-95. They're just trying not to think about the werewolf they're gonna gank up in Keene. They've never ganked a werewolf before. They've been sticking to ghosts so far, the sad and easy spooks that don't know enough to leave the world they're not a part of anymore, dispelled easily with salt, fuel, and fire. Dean had said, "Sure, gotta crawl before you can walk, but we gotta walk sometime, Sammy. Let's kick this werewolf's ass."

He doesn't even mind it anymore when Dean calls him Sammy.

There are guns in the trunk. There is a rosary in his pocket. He is learning Latin; it's surprisingly easy. Sometimes when his mom calls, Sam doesn't even pick up because he's tired of repeating the same excuses, but Dean, he picks up his phone every time. "It's my dad/mom/sister," he'd say, and then he'd excuse himself, and when he comes back, he pretends like there's nothing wrong, grinning like a marionette.

Yeah, things have changed, and it's not just 'cos he's a ghostbuster now. It doesn't even feel like change, not really -- more like his vision clearing. Sam has never been to the east coast in his life, but he looks out at the landscape now and he thinks he recognizes this sky, this stretch of road.

"I'm going to have to veto this," Sam says, reaching for the radio.

"Come on, man," Dean says, "this is my favorite part."

"Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole."

Dean says, "What?"

"Huh?"

Their eyes meet in the rearview mirror, and just as quickly they look away. Something twists in Sam's chest. There's this thing. There's this thing that keeps on fluttering just beyond Sam's reach, and he thinks he almost recognizes it some days. Sometimes when Sam says Dean's name, he feels like he's not really talking to Dean. It's like Sam knows the feel of the name in his mouth better than the person in front him, the one the name belongs to.

Sam stops on a station playing AC/DC's "Back in Black" and turns up the volume, and Dean rolls his eyes.

"News flash, Sammy," he says. "The eighties died twenty years ago."

"You'll learn to love it, jerk," Sam says.

"Bitch."

And just for that, Sam turns the volume up some more.

[identity profile] layne67.livejournal.com 2010-05-12 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
I have so much love for this! More? God, I'd love to have them meet their AU families :D

[identity profile] zempasuchil.livejournal.com 2010-05-12 07:51 am (UTC)(link)
DID I MENTION HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS

I read it before but I don't remember if I commented? ANYWAY. in light of recent conversations I suddenly love this even more! The switched music tastes <333 and SAM delivering that shotgun-shuts-his-cakehole line! he is def. the more badass of Smith and Wesson, by merit of not being some bourgeois businessdude in this line of work. Also I think I just have a THING for AUs where they have a secret suspicion or mysterious inclination to be ~*something more*~ than friends.

AND the whole name thing! names being righter than the people! SAMMY. yessss. You know they make more jokes about them being Smith and Wesson than anyone makes in canon about Winchester. I mean, that's more than just an interesting last name, that's fate angel engineering.

[identity profile] not-sally.livejournal.com 2010-05-12 09:32 am (UTC)(link)
role reversal FTW!
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[identity profile] tieleen.livejournal.com 2010-05-12 12:18 pm (UTC)(link)
A Smith and Wesson AU! I hope you come back to it some day. I like the there-not-there fact of their real selves all through this.

[identity profile] roque-clasique.livejournal.com 2010-05-12 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Keene NH? EAST COAST LOVE.

Also Smith&Wesson love!

And for you: &hearts

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2010-05-12 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks! I'm thinking of writing a different longer fic with this premise, so yeah there might be more. ;)

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2010-05-12 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
<333! thanks bb! The Dean&Sam switcheroos, right, I think how that works is that even in this alternate life, Sam is (not)remembering Dean so much that it is bleeding into Wesson. Dean is instinct and muscle memory, Dean is constant, Dean Dean Dean, and Wesson ends up kinda channeling him... if that makes any sense.

lol omg so true about the Smith & Wesson jokes. People would never take them seriously! Sam and Dean would fight over aliases because Sam absolutely does not want to be Baez and Dylan!

In the hunters!angels AU, Anna and Cas's aliases are the names of saints.

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2010-05-12 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Indeed! My theory is that Wesson is ending up channeling the buried memories of Dean Winchester into Dean behavior here, because Dean is just in Sam that deep. that's what she said

[identity profile] amonitrate.livejournal.com 2010-05-13 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
omg i love it. Especially the "starry starry night" reference.

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2010-05-13 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
I do have plans for a longer Smith & Wesson AU in the future, exploring the there-not-there. Perhaps sometime later this summer, when my brain is not melted from thesis. ;)

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2010-05-13 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
Hell ya. CAN WE GET A WAT WAT FOR PUMPKINFEST.

Smith & Wesson are AU love! Who was giving Sam the talking-to at the end of 4x17 while Zach was chewing Dean out? Was it Cas? Was Zach going in turns?

[identity profile] zempasuchil.livejournal.com 2010-05-13 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
Ooooohhh. Sam missing Dean and so the way he deals is by incorporating Dean-ness into his life. COOL.
Dean is instinct and muscle memory, Dean is constant, Dean Dean Dean
YES, GUH <3333

BAEZ AND DYLAN AHAHAHAHA
they really would do McCartney and Lennon a la The Real Ghostbusters, wouldn't they XD

I really really like that!! Agents Aquinas and Augustine! :D

[identity profile] roque-clasique.livejournal.com 2010-05-13 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
I have the kuuuutest picture of my little sister with her missing front teeth posed next to a pumpkin that no lie looked exactly like her. Come to think of it Pumkinfest would be an interesting place for a casefic...

I have noooo idea who was talking to Sam at the end... check my favorite website ever: http://www.supernaturalwiki.com/index.php?title=Main_Page

[identity profile] labseraph.livejournal.com 2010-05-13 09:12 am (UTC)(link)
Awesome, man. Perfect premise for an AU that is not an AU. There will be moar, y/y?

[identity profile] lexhibition.livejournal.com 2010-05-13 12:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Oooohh god the differences are more stark against what's exactly the same. I love this and there needs to be more. With angels. And the way it's never as awkward as it should be to share a motel room with a man you barely know.

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2010-05-14 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL YES THEY WOULD COMPROMISE ON THE BEATLES. Dean would bully Sam into being Agent Starkey.

Yes! Maybe the names of religious figures in general. AGENTS JACOB AND ESAU OH SHIT. lol that would be too obvious. Agents Elijah and Jude. I'm thinking I want their real last names to be a St. name, maybe. Like Anna St. John. Anna St. Jude? St. Ange is an option but that's too easy. St. James, St. Claire, St. Amant. *ponderssss*

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2010-05-14 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Haha I loooooved that song. ;)
Thanks!

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2010-05-15 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks! I think there might be more. I have plans to throw in Sam/Dean and Anna and a longer word count, if I do pick up this premise again.

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2010-05-15 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
YES. I sorta have concrete plans for more! It will include Anna! It will also probably include Smith/Wesson. Is Smith/Wesson still Wincest?

[identity profile] polyonymous.livejournal.com 2010-05-15 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
It's like Sam knows the feel of the name in his mouth better than the person in front him, the one the name belongs to.

THIS. Oh, I love it. I'd read so much more of it!

[identity profile] gabby-silang.livejournal.com 2010-05-16 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
omgggg how did i MISS THIS I AM A DUMBASS. god god the idea of their FAKE FAMILIES nodding along the phone. ARE THEY ALL ZACHARIAH??

[identity profile] lexhibition.livejournal.com 2010-05-16 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
Smith/Wesson is Wincest I don't mind reading about!

[identity profile] zempasuchil.livejournal.com 2010-05-16 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
JACOB AND ESAU OH SHIT

someday I just want to write the epic adventures of Sam and Dean in bible land - Cain and Abel, Jacob and Esau, David and Jonathan, Mary and Martha, Ruth and Naomi. Um, other pairs I cannot think of. And Christ's three temptations in the desert of COURSE.

I like the sound of Anna Saint John. or James. I like the J sound basically :))

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2010-05-17 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
I PREEMPTIVELY APPROVE OF THESE EPIC ADVENTURES IN BIBLE LAND. hells yeah.

I was leaning to St. James or St. John too! I kind of like the sound of St. James more, but I've been googling to see how one would pluralize this and I am not sure. The St. Jameses, the St. James', the St. James?

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2010-05-17 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks! I do have some plans of writing the AU where they're already a year into hunting on the road, guest-starring Anna. With luck, I will soon have the time and attention span to do this!

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