SEE HER JAW WORK AS SHE CHEWS THE THING CALLED CANON INTO A MUSHY CUD. CANON, ESPECIALLY OF THE STRAIN SUBTEXTIAE HOMOSEXUALUS, IS COMMONLY USED AS FANGIRL BAIT, BUT THE FANGIRL IS A RESOURCEFUL CREATURE. TYPICALLY SHE WOULD SNATCH THE CANON FROM ITS TRAP AND RUN FAR AND FAST WITH IT INTO THE NIGHT, HER SQUEES ECHOING ACROSS THE PLAINS.