This is actually puckling's, communicated to me via chat, but I'm gonna post it here for completeness's sake since she can't access LJ from her work:
IT HAS BEEN POSITED THAT SINCE FANGIRLS PRIMARILY ENGAGE IN ASEXUAL REPRODUCTION, KNOWN AS "PIMPING" AND OFTEN ACCOMPANIED BY CRIES OF "ONE OF US, ONE OF US". THIS CANON SOME HOW ASSISTS HER IN PRODUCING MORE FANGIRLS. THE MALE OF THE SPECIES IS EXTREMELY RARE, AND SOME RESEARCHERS BELIEVE IT IS MYTHICAL, THOUGH OTHERS POINT OUT THAT ON THE INTERNET NO ONE KNOWS IF YOU'RE A DOG, SO NO DEFINITIVE STATEMENTS CAN BE MADE AT THIS TIME
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IT HAS BEEN POSITED THAT SINCE FANGIRLS PRIMARILY ENGAGE IN ASEXUAL REPRODUCTION, KNOWN AS "PIMPING" AND OFTEN ACCOMPANIED BY CRIES OF "ONE OF US, ONE OF US". THIS CANON SOME HOW ASSISTS HER IN PRODUCING MORE FANGIRLS.
THE MALE OF THE SPECIES IS EXTREMELY RARE, AND SOME RESEARCHERS BELIEVE IT IS MYTHICAL, THOUGH OTHERS POINT OUT THAT ON THE INTERNET NO ONE KNOWS IF YOU'RE A DOG, SO NO DEFINITIVE STATEMENTS CAN BE MADE AT THIS TIME